Rudy Ghouliani in car accident, the Pit edition

I find it suspicious that a man with no spine has reportedly broken a vertebrae.

Fuck that fucking guy. So many good people die everyday and these worms just keep on living

Excellent observation.

And thanks for starting a thread in the right spot for him.

Tots and pears, Rudi Colludi.

Any “breaking news” seems to be sparse for this story. One might guess this is due to the rather odd claims being made by Giuliani’s staff—who preface the news that Rudy is in the hospital with a stirring tale of Rudy’s heroism—he saved a woman from domestic violence!!! Whataguy!!!

Possibly legitimate news outlets are having trouble making sense of this claim.

As long as he’s in the hospital, he can’t abuse women.

Maybe. I’d advise female nurses to avoid being alone with him, though.

Hey, as long as he’s suffering, I’m happier.

Nurses have access to…medical things.

That said, one wonders how he would treat male nurses.

This sounds suspiciously like the opening scene of Kiss Me Deadly.

Presumably he’d have somewhat less interest in exposing himself to them.

True, but who would want to have Rudy on their conscience? Just let him decay away on his own.

Two observations:

It’s been extremely refreshing to have not seen his name in the news for quite some time.

And,

HE’S NOT A FUCKING MAYOR.

Center justified? What kind of sociopaths work his PR team?

So he was rear ended by a 19 year old female and both were thrown into the median strip. I’m pitchering Carrie Fisher going after John Belushi in the Blues Brothers.

Was he drunk?

He was probably drunk.

Hey, at least they didn’t use Comic Sans.

He was being driven around in a rented Bronco by a friend. Like someone else you may recall.

I’m pretty sure he’s undead. He looks not just a little bit like Nosferatu:

The kind pf sociopaths that would work for a pernicious liar like Rudy Giuliani:

Stranger

This makes me sad. I hate it when cars get totaled.

Yeah the whole “stopped to help domestic violence victim” thing seems so sketchy and made up sounding. Not that it definitely is but it sounds like the kind of thing that a dodgy politician would make up when caught in an embarrassing situation.

Though Giuliani and the rest of the Maga political class has gone so far beyond the usual political norms that its not clear what the thing was that’s being covered up here. The usual politician sexual shenanigans wouldn’t even register as a scandal especially for someone like Guliani whos an old hasbeen nowhere near the center of power). What he was naked in the car with a younger women who wasn’t his wife, when this happened? So what, if everyone involved was a consenting adult, who cares?