WAY more than you wanted to know about Rudy Giuliani

Do they ride on the turtles?

LOL, found this at Wikipedia.

If “ride the turtles” is a sexual euphemism, then, no, no they don’t.

Also, Rudy had this lovely exchange with his assistant

Fuck that guy.

…story with Italian Jews, I thought you were gonna say.

Naw, it’s a reference to “It’s turtles all the way down.” See my link just above to Wikipedia.

If Mary was around today she would probably have six or seven Oscars.

It’s because Jewish women have standards. They want to fuck, sure - just not with the men perpetuating the stereotype.

???

In the same sense that George Foreman has six or seven Georges?

The essence of the American Exeptionalism is that WASP is the norm and everyone else is too extreme. Eveyobe knows the stereotype that Black people are stupid, violent, impulsive, and hypersexual compared to God’s chosen, but this self-concept requires balance: other groups (Jews, Asians) are too smart, too weak, too passive, weak, and not virile/sexual. Catholics, like Italians and Irish, generally are put between WASPs and black people in

Interestingly, all this was laid out with devestating insight by Herman Melville in the beat book ever writen about Americans, Benito Cereno.

Probably in the sense that she was able to convice people that her teenaged indiscretions didn’t really happen, that, in fact, the baby in her womb was put there by God and not the guy she’s salivating over…

Yeah, I got the reference. I was trying to make a funny. Guess it fell flat.

Speaking of falling flat, I have to think that the stress of all this comeuppance is going to start getting to these mooks pretty soon.

And eventually, one’s going to keel over dead.

My guess is Rudy is the first to go - he drinks like a fish, is pushing 80 years old, and is facing financial ruin and years in prison.

Of course, when it happens, the conspiracy theories are going to be legion!

In brief: no.
Take it up with the First Vatican Council.

Well, aren’t you just a little ray of sunshine this morning! :grin:
It does cheer me to think what miserable, unhappy moods these bastards must be in all the time.

Wait, having more sex increases dong sizes? I’m shocked Mick Jagger can still strut, much less not have gone bow-legged by now

It’s hard to adjust it without being obvious, given its extreme length, so he has learned how to hide that he’s doing it.

To paraphrase John Prizzi: If they’re so fuckin’ smart, why are they so fuckin’ dead?

Things that are worse than marrying your second cousin…

Well, well, well. The judge in the Georgia election workers defamation case is demanding that Giuliani explain why he’s conceded his statements were false and defamatory yet hasn’t forfeited the case:

A federal judge on Friday demanded an explanation from Rudy Giuliani as to why he conceded in court that he made false and defamatory statements about two Georgia election workers after the 2020 election but hasn’t forfeited their lawsuit against him.

In a court filing last month, Giuliani acknowledged that he had made defamatory statements about the election workers, Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, though he stopped short of conceding that his statements caused damages to the pair. Giuliani also said in the July filing that he still wanted to argue that his statements about voter fraud in Georgia were protected by free speech.

Giuliani has until Tuesday afternoon to either forfeit the lawsuit, conceding he is liable and opening himself up to pay the ballot-counters’ damages, or give Judge Beryl Howell more explanation and appear before her for a hearing in mid-August.

Ooofff, that case is in front of Judge Beryl Howell? That’s awesome!!