Ways to distinguish between pet owners and non-pet owners

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Or the mother of a young, very friendly kid! :wink:
My oldest is 20, and my youngest is 7; I never did get to go to the bathroom without an audience until my youngest started school a couple of years ago.
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I jokingly said for years that I had two pets: my brothers.

A lot of the things listed here reinforce the notion that having much-younger brothers is very much like having pets. Open the street door in a way that ensures they can’t escape? Check. Raising from the table with a warning of “don’t even think about touching my food”? Check. Being woken up in the middle of the night because “there’s something you have to see!”? Check…

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If your Christmas tree has no tinsel, and no ornaments on the lower tiers(and you have no breakable ornaments left…), you probably are a pet owner.

(And it’s not just the cats. Small dogs can climb trees too!)