We Are Here to Enlighten germane!

:dubious:

Reported.

that may be my all-time favorite scam quote, though. . .

Backwards it says “Paul is the devil”.

I thought the software automatically turned all-caps to mixed-case.

Utensils me? Well, fork you too, pal.

Same here. What’s up with this guy?

Why do you think he was banned?

I already banned the guy. I cleared the post because I like this kind of gibberish spam. I read this one and found myself if Marlon and Tito and Randy are annoyed the OP isn’t going to enlighten them.

No, UTENSILS YOU!

Fork you too, buddy.

Why the hostility. I think he just wants to spoon you.

This sounds like a Cole Porter lyric.

Yeah, my reporting was a simulpost.

I’m starting to wonder if it wasn’t run through Babel Fish or some other translator:

UTENSILS YOU ~ “fork” you

PEOPLE IN UNIFIED STATES ~ People in United States

WHAT THE GEHENNA ~ what the hell

DROP SOMEONE A TINKLE ~ give someone a ring

SUITED TO BE TIED ~ fit to be tied

Good point. I think it’s a request to enter into a purchase agreement to buy Nortel’s PBX business away from Avaya.

I’m not sure how they did it. But if I quote it, remove the quote tags and then preview it as if I was the one posting it, the spam turns to all lowercase like I’d expect.

It’s just so full of whimsy. . . When Jabberwocky’s spam.

The software turns all-caps to all lowercase. I’m guessing it didn’t happen here because this guy’s post originally included a link (with lower case text) to whatever site he was spamming for. I removed the link before I approved the post.

Hey, I think this guy has been emailing me!

This brings back memories of that other guy’s post and the silver-tongued connectors or whatever. We got hours of fun out of him … or at least several minutes. Why can’t all spammers be fun like this?