We are literally living out Idiocracy

[kaylasdad99]

@DCnDC

I kind of feel like it’s closer to something like Brazil, but disguised as Idiocracy.

@Pardel-Lux

That’s a good one, specially considering that Brazil (the other Brazil, the one with the real Amazon) has now Bolsonaro for their own flavour of IdioCracy. Kudos.

Whatchoo talkin’ 'bout, Willis? Brazil is available on Amazon.

[SlackerInc]

LOL

Talk about muddying the waters!

[Pardel-Lux]

If you want to have really muddy waters the confluenceof the Amazon and the Rio Negro is a good place to look.

[Typo_Negative]

Rastafarian church co-founder asks for translator in court

“I require a translator,” Schworck said. “I only understand the language of my private society, the Rastafari society.”

it might have helped if you hadn’t told them this in your native English.

[Guinastasia]

@TimfromNapa

I need to smoke me a Tarlyton. If you don’t smoke them, fuck you!

Do they have electrolytes?

[MacTech]

@SlackerInc

I love “Brazil”, but I think you are giving Trumpy too much credit.
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Trumpy, you can do STUPID things!

[TimfromNapa]

@Guinastasia

Do they have electrolytes?

Of course. Electrolytes are what the body needs. Now please pass the Flatulin.

[Chefguy]

@El_Kabong

Yeah, well, the other day I went to Starbucks to get a hand job, and they threw me out on my ass, so I don’t think we’re quite there yet.

You probably didn’t ask for “extra foam”.