Some favorite fortunes:
You Are Dead – Fortune received by Harry Folger (Eliott Gould) in The Twilight Zone Episode “The Misfortune Cookie”, 1986
That Wasn’t Chicken – Seen online ( http://www2.fundeposit.com/That%20wasn’t%20chicken%20-%20fortune%20cookie.jpg )
Confucius Say: Who say I say all these things they say I say? – Received in a known to be humerous fortune cookie.
Success favors the prepared mind.
Fortune favors the bold.
They could at least be useful, like…
“Never wash panty hose loose with your regular wash because they will tie everything in knots” (Lucky numbers: 24 5 17 32 12)
“Every house has a bathroom.”
Behind you.
This is a stick up. Leave your wallet on the table and walk away slowly.
“If you want to live, go straight to the nearest hospital, and make arrangements to be placed on dialysis as soon as possible.”
Our operatives have found the nuclear device. It is located in
-------SEE NEXT COOKIE-------
I know someone who once had a fortune cookie with a communiqué inside that read, “you will find true love on Flag Day.”
**This is a Grenade Cookie. You have just pulled the pin.
Copy this Fortune and give it to the people on this list, putting your own name at the bottom. DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN.
Hand Wash, Drip Dry. DO NOT DRY CLEAN.
Silica Gel. Do Not Eat
Aristotle Say: The Gods, Too, are fond of a joke.
What is Life? Show your work.
This fortune is defective**
**That girl? The one at on your left? She wants to kill you. **
The fifteen percent service charge does not go to the waiter.
Always take the third alternative.
“You are not paranoid. They ARE conspiring to get you.”
“Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.”
