They need to be short, reasonably clean and not lame like these run of the mill generic fortune cookie sayings.
Here are mine - What are yours
Really? It had to be those shoes?
Bee’s love you even if you don’t love them back.
Is that really all the game you’ve got?
You are stronger than 1000 camels!
I would write actual fortunes and none of these sayings one often finds. These are fortune cookies, not cryptic saying cookies.
So.
“The man in the red sweat pants will betray your trust”
“Your death will be quick and painless”
“Your death will be long and lingering”
“On your 75th birthday, one candle will extinguish before you blow it out”
This fortune is #546 in a series of 1000. Collect them all.
This is not a fortune. It is the “pin” on the grenade that you have just pulled
Inspected by #5
Do not remove this fortune Under Penalty of Law
Learn Chinese! Food Poisoning = Shíwù zhòngdú
Now that you’ve made it to the Chinese REstaurant, here is the next step. Leave $50,000 in unmarked bills under the park bench if you ever want to see the Chairman again.
We have the most elegant proof of Fermat’s theorem, but this fortune is too small to write it down.
Here’s one I actually found in a cookie: “To be healthy, eat more Chinese food”.
At the same restaurant, some of the fortunes were ads for psychic hotlines, and I got one that gave a phone number to call if you wanted to advertise in their cookies.