The Excaliber version is ridiculous.
Oh but if I went ‘round sayin’ I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away.
I think the actual quote is, "Oh, but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. "
Because of course, “strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.”
Be Quiet!
I *ORDER * you to be QUIET!
:: Grabs **Loach ** by the shoulder & attempts to force him to kneel ::
Right. Now we see the violence inherent in the system.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I’m bein REPRESSED!
Bloody peasant!
Oh, what a giveaway. You hear that? That’s what I’m on about. You see him repressin’ me? You saw it, didn’t you!
Bare-assed cuties that quote Monty Python. This is why I love Doper wimmins. I’m coming to have a particular fondness for PussyCow. It’s probably her Halloween costume.
“Oh Denis, there’s some lovely filth down here.”
“What are you doing in England?” [outrageous french accent]“Mind your own business!”[/ofa]
[ofa]“I told him we already got one.”[/ofa]
“There are some who call me…Tim.”
“And what also floats on water?” … “Very small rocks?”
And every single scene with Brave Sir Robin and his minstrel is pure gold.
And that, my Lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped!
I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
Where? Behind the rabbit?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Armaments Chapter 2 verses 9-21: “And St Atilla raised the hand grenade up on high saying 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy”. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats…"
This new learning amazes me. Tell me again how sheep’s bladders can be used to prevent earthquakes.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.