Please welcome engineer_comp_geek as one of our new moderators.
He’ll be working in General Questions.
Jonathan should be relieved – this means he’s not the new guy any more. 
Uh-oh. Honeymoon’s over.
Congrats, I think.
Welcome. Anyone who has the word “geek” in their username will do fine in GQ.
Just what GQ needs, another artsy-fartsy type.
So, should I still heat up the tar? And who’s got the feathers, anyway?
I’ve got feathers.
In any case, welcome aboard. There’s lots of spam to go around.
Welcome aboard!
deep sniff
Love that new-mod smell!
The tar should still be warm from Jonathan’s welcome. He didn’t last long as the new guy, did he?
Thanks everyone.
I have to say, IMHO what an appropriate choice. Welcome to the World of Modding ECG. From what I understand the “Ban Hammer” has a nice heft and feel, you should give it few practice swings before using it for the first time. 
Capt
Yeesh, look at the newbie. Rookies are just pitiful.
Not like us veterans.
Does he get one of those USB coffee cup warmers or just a manual mug like everybody else?
Sympathies and congratulations, engineer_comp_geek.
Welcome, noob! Please take this complimentary red shirt as you get ready for your first mission.
Interesting emblem on that shirt. IS the SDMB being sponsored by Target now?
Fresh meat! Fresh meat!
I mean - err, welcome.
Regards,
Shodan
:::takes off shoes, puts feet on desk, leans back in comfy chair:::
Wake me if you need some help probie. 
Ooh, deja vu.
[del]Jonathan Chance[/del] engineer_comp_geek is the worst Mod ever!
In before the rush.
Excellent choice. engineer_comp_geek not only is level headed and explains things clearly, but it takes long enough to type his name that he might get fewer complaints!
Now…why do moderators seem to come in pairs? I seem to remember the last appointment being a pair, too.