Please join me in welcoming the newest addition to the SDMB moderating staff, Aspenglow. She’ll be moderating in Politics & Elections, In My Humble Opinion, and Quarantine Zone. Please cut her some slack while she learns the ropes; reality will sink in soon enough.
Cool! Consider slack cut.
I would like to officially thank you for being willing to help.
Thank you.
Congratulations, and thank you for helping!
Thanks, @Ed_Zotti, I appreciate the intro and especially the “slack cutting” entreaty. I’ll do my best to get up to speed quickly and make myself useful.
@What_Exit and @kenobi_65, I’m honored to help – but it will take a little time before I’m actually helping, I think. I’ll likely drive the other mods mad with many questions for awhile. 
You mean that you’re thankful you’re no longer the rookie and someone else has to spike the coffee cups now?
Welcome, Aspenglow!
Thank you for your service
That’s great!
Just what we need, a crabby moderator. 
Welcome!
Welcome!
I have added your name to the appropriate mod lists. For those that aren’t aware, there is a list of all moderators in the FAQ and each forum also has a sticky post that contains a list of mods for that forum/category.
And just a reminder that the newest mod has to clean the hamster cages.
I’ll do my best to repress my Inner Crab. 
Waitaminute…
Nobody ever reads the fine print in their contract.
I thought the rookie was in charge of washing the goat. Congratulations, Aspenglow.
Great choice.
Oooohh… you’re in it now.
The over/under is 5 days til the first ATMB thread calling you out on some piece of moderation.
Good luck!
Ps: I hope you continue posting as a member. You’re one of the smarter cookies in this jar of smart cookies!
That is step two, after hamsters, but before the squid. Aspenglow will need some time to get it right.
What did you think the coffee cup was for?
Ah, thank god, another sacrifice, I mean, another helpful mod to keep us from tearing each other to bits with snark! Thank you for what will likely be an otherwise thankless task.
I’ve got a new favorite moderator!