Please welcome our newest moderator, Aspenglow

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You’re most kind. I won’t stop posting as a member. It’s the charm of this place. For now, I have lots of reading to catch up on. I’m still looking for that 3-day Buyer’s Remorse clause in the fine print…

I’ll take the goat over the coffee cups, but I don’t think the Newb Mod gets a choice in these matters. For the record, I really like goats. Squid, not so much.

I tend to agree, but I love this place. It’s worth enduring the general thanklessness of the task.

Suckup. :wink:

(You know I’m teasing, right??)

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Congratulations and condolences!

Thank you, too!

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Dear Mrs. Aspenglow,

Recently I found hamsters floating in my coffee cup. Also, when came back, didn’t bring pie.

Regards,
Susan

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Hush, or everyone will want one too.

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Yay for Aspenglow! Yay for new mods! Yay for old mods! Yay for anyone who had the courage to be a mod for a while.

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See? We already need a new mod who is less careless with the hamsters! And will bring pie!

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This!

Have you selected your personal color scheme for your new trollskin jackboots yet? Sequins, rhinestones, or just discreet stitchery of pink banhammers? :grinning:

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Thank you. Just thank you.

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Congrats!

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Oh man, lucky us. Seriously. One of the best posters here.

Congratulations and Thank You!

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Dammit. Now I have to get a warning in one of those forums. I consider it my mission in life to be admonished by every moderator, like a game of bingo.

(And congrats, @Aspenglow )

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Nicely done. You are a champion. An innovator. Very possibly a masochist. Moderators are what have kept the Dope Straight since ‘98. Or something.

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We have to justify the jackboots somehow.

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We shall look forward to this day together. :wink:

I think you nailed it right there.

Honestly, I think I’ll enjoy it… maybe too much?

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I’m probably wrong, but @Superdude sounds like one of those guys who have a desk sign saying “The floggings will continue until morale improves.” :wink:

Flog. Neigggh.
Flog. Neigh.
Flog. Neigh.
Flog.
Flog.

Or maybe not.

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Well, I don’t have a desk, but otherwise, spot on. I’ve unofficially given myself the title of “SDMB Whipping Boy.”

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You could probably do worse. None of the nicknames I wanted ever stuck, like when George Costanza tried to get himself the nickname “T-Bone”.

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That’s enough outta you, Koko!

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Cool. I enjoy her posts.

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… back in the early days the newest mod was required to power the hamster cage.

Congratulations on the promotion!