We hold these truths to be self evident...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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No, this isn’t about the Constitution or the Declaration of independence. These are observations each of us have made about life that nobody ever told us in so many words.

I’ll start:[ul]
[li]It pays to cultivate inexpensive tastes.[/li][li](RE: Porn) Don’t stimulate your appetite unless you have a good chance of getting fed.[/li][li]Never, ever grasp an electrical plug by the prongs to align them with the slots in the socket (lesson learned at age seven – never forgotten for a minute, but occasionally forgotten for a fraction of a second :eek: )[/li][/ul]
Okay, now it’s somebody else’s turn.

–SSgtBaloo

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Never lie to your mother. She knows.

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Nobody ever said with his/her last dying breath, “I wish I’d spent more time at the office.”

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Learned at 3 years old… don’t stick a key in an electrical socket… the house WILL NOT start up and you can’t drive it around…

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No matter how many time you try to cut an 8’ 2x4 to 98 inches, it will always be too short.

I actually witnessed this when I was framing houses. The poor guy never lived this one down LOL

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“I’ve cut this piece three times and IT’S STILL TOO SHORT!” :stuck_out_tongue:

7

Exactly :smiley:

8

Hot coffee is not a drink that needs a straw. :eek:

9

You could always feed yourself.

10

I didn’t include the whole quote.

It should have been :

(RE: Porn) Don’t stimulate your appetite unless you have a good chance of getting fed.
Sorry.

:slight_smile: