56%. But that is only answering with what I remember happening, or what was reported happening by more than one reputable source.
Hmm…65%. And I’ve been to a lot of DopeFests in several cities. Since I’m no slouch in the alcohol arena, I can only conclude that I’ve been wearing too much clothing to the 'Fests.
How about:
Have you ever attended a DopeFest in your underwear?
Have you ever been in drag at a DopeFest?
Have you attended a DopeFest that lasted two days?
Have you attended DopeFests in more than one state?
Have you been in communication from a DopeFest with another DopeFest going on simultaneously somewhere else in the world?
67% pure.
I gotta start drinking and getting laid more. And licking people.
Yeah, but it was tied to a post, and it was underage.
Dear gawd man!!
Wasn’t rolling around in the hay loft with Silver, enough.
Oh yeah, I’m at 80%.
Hm. 94. And that was only after I admitted doing something with a cow.
[sub]I fed it, you weirdos. Cow food.[/sub]
You’re missing an important staple question for purity tests:
0 Have you ever done something at a DopeFest just to lower your score on a purity test?
Does eating a cheeseburger count as doing something with a cow?
How many people want to sleep with you at a dopefest?
- Are you kidding, nobody wants to sleep with me.
- One, they know who they are.
- More then one.
- I am Thinksnow…everybody wants to sleep with me…
Whoo hoo!
Just one DopeFest and I’m 77% pure. I have to work a little harder, I see.
[sub]I KNEW I should have played with the Buttplug of Doom, but the damn thing scared me.[/sub]
I’d like to thank the Academy, all the Dopers involved…
Did the neighbors complain?
Did they call the police?
heh