duh:smack: I meant Real America (although personally I’m not in the Real World all the time).
We should definitly bring Tina Fey for entertainment purposes.
The president has plenty of advisors, I’m sure they’ll steer her in the right direction. In fact, depending on how decisive the president is, I’m wondering how much the advisors really run things, due to limiting or choosing what information they convey.
I suspect she’d clear out whoever McCain had appointed for a slew of new advisors. Each appointee would be stupider than the last.
She only has so many highschool classmates. I imagine the best of them are running the Alaskan government already. Maybe she can tap the cheerleading squad. I know I’d like to.
Need a minion? I work cheap.
Well I could qualify for that, put me somewhere in the middle! I could even commute to DC. President Palin = a cushy job for Control-Z. 
Only your knowledge of showtunes, and Ted’s appreciation for hot chicks, prevents me from releasing the bees on both of you. 
Maybe she would resign, as did Polly Bergen’s President McCloud!
Yeah, well, I’ll watch it from Toronto. Hey, do they have community colleges in Canada? I’m pretty good at English language lit, and I’m a big fan of Margaret Atwood and Marshall McLuhan.
I’ve got lots of booze. I’ve gots lots of guns. I’ve got lots of porn.
Wait…I might just be a Republican!
No, no. Never mind. I found my sense of moral decency. False alarm.
Why are you asking me? I told you we’re going to Brigadoon, and when. Obviously I’ll be at the portal, and a glance at any post of mine may give you a clue as to the location.
Should Palin become President of the USA, I will know for certain that prayers are worth nothing and that whatever gods there be have abandoned us; whatever society survives will exist in total chaos.
QFT.
Seriously, you need to chill, dude. Put the kettle on and make yourself a nice pot of tea. Mine’s with milk and one sugar.
As you’ll see from my location, I am already in the right place* for a Palin Presidency.
Creationism in Science class! :smack::eek:
The US recovers its international reputation … not. :rolleyes:
*abroad
You’re freaking me out, man. That is EXACTLY what Ed Zotti posted immediately after I joined.
You know, I thought I felt a Presence behind me as I was typing. Spooky, but Halloween almost here.
You want someone to cater your escape?
Well, hell. I’ve gotten pretty good with stuffed grape leaves, and there is this really nice local muscadine wine.
I can field dress a human.
I speak moose, so I’ll lead the resistance from the north.