Wear them for the ones you love.

My wife thinks I need a pair of these.

Wouldn’t it be cheaper to just stop buying beans?

Remember, terminal flatulance is nothing to sniff at!

How could I have lived so long whiffout one?

The guy on the right is reading The Urantia Book, in an ad for anti-pong underwear?

Gotta be a joke … who reads Urantia anyway?

That picture is so unappealing. A dingy photograph of an old geezer. I can smell the farts just looking it. They should have a hot cheerleader or something, wearing the product and guffing with impunity - “and the captain of the team never knew about Jessica’s problem!”

Maybe reading Urantia makes you fart?