My wife thinks I need a pair of these.
Wouldn’t it be cheaper to just stop buying beans?
Remember, terminal flatulance is nothing to sniff at!
How could I have lived so long whiffout one?
The guy on the right is reading The Urantia Book, in an ad for anti-pong underwear?
Gotta be a joke … who reads Urantia anyway?
That picture is so unappealing. A dingy photograph of an old geezer. I can smell the farts just looking it. They should have a hot cheerleader or something, wearing the product and guffing with impunity - “and the captain of the team never knew about Jessica’s problem!”
Maybe reading Urantia makes you fart?