Well this is the deal, my best friend is getting married in august, I am the best man, and I need toasts. Nothing to do with her faimily because they are racist bastards and disowned her when they found out she was dating a white guy.(she is vietnamese)
so its just a bunch or white people, 3 of her cousins and thats about it.
Other than that, anything goes,
forgive my pointlessness, I have had 3 very very stiff mint julips, and a corona, soon to be a second corona. wheeeeeeee!