weird bathroom happening... ever happen to you? (Men only) Maybe TMI, but IMO funny

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@gang_green

I have to admit, I’ve done it once. And I’m female.

Not exactly sure how the stars lined up, so to speak, but I do remember I was very tired, and my bathroom at the time had one of those little round toilets, as opposed to the oval model. I sat, let loose, and heard something that sounded a bit like rain on the roof. It took a couple of seconds to discover that it wasn’t rain, it was my pee, hitting the crotch of my underwear (which were hanging a bit below knee level).

Afterwards, I checked the underside of the seat and the toilet rim, and missed hitting those entirely. I still don’t know how I managed it.

Now THIS truly amazes me.

Congratulations! (I think)

[Shot_From_Guns]

@EvilTOJ

I know it’s a sexist joke, but I couldn’t help but chortle just a bit.

Bwahaha, the pun was definitely not intended, but thanks for pointing it out.

[control-z]

Two fingers at the base of my unit keeps it pointed downwards at a ~45 degree angle. Never peed on my pants that way.

[Troy_McClure_SF]

@control-z

Two fingers at the base of my unit keeps it pointed downwards at a ~45 degree angle. Never peed on my pants that way.

Depending on the bowl size, I need to do that sometimes. Plus, I always check right before I let fly to make sure I’m on target.

[Sanity_Challenged]

Happened to me once as a teen, on the clock at the local super market. Big wet spot on the back of my khaki’s, and no spare clothes, so I did the only reasonable thing I could. I stuffed a huge wad of paper towels into the sink, then left it running until it overflowed. I stealthily exited the restroom (right next to the break room), then made a loud production of opening the door, slipping on the wet floor, and getting water all over the back of my pants. I angrily ordered a coworker to inform the boss that I of course would have to leave work immediately to go home and change, then stormed out of the back door.

[RedRosesForMe]

@Jorge_Burrito

I only have to buy TP like once a year as all my pooing **except the occasional weekend load **takes place at work. In these tough economic times you have to save wherever you can you know.

Bolding mine. Maybe I’m being whooshed, but you don’t usually poop Saturday or Sunday? Seriously? Maybe you should consider a little more fiber in your diet.