I live in a small town in rural PA. Within a 20-mile radius, there are several truly bizarre stores. A few years ago, a dentist set up a practice on the main street. But the front section of his office was devoted to selling genuine tribal artifacts and art from Nigeria. I’m not kidding. A neighbor went to see him and saw all this stuff out for sale, and it was all extremely expensive. He closed down about two years later.
We also have a custard stand. It’s a little shack with a service window set up on along the highway and it sells nothing but custard. It’s actually really tasty. They give you cold custard in a little paper cup and a plastic spoon. You can only get vanilla custard, but they have several toppings. It’s been in business for at least 10 years now.
We also have a store that sells nothing but hand-carved and painted wooden duck decoys. There is also a tiny store right next to the post office that sells nothing but paintings of WWII aircraft. I have never seen anyone go in or out of these places, but they’ve been there forever. The windows are covered in dirt, the signs are falling apart, but on nice days, the front doors are open.
There are a few stores which aren’t all that weird, but the vibe inside is surreal. There’s Discount Ollie’s, which is a sort of warehouse set-up and they sell unclaimed, damaged, or surplus goods. You can great deals on stuff like patio furniture cushions there, but there seems to be no rhyme or reason to anything they sell. Nothing is permanently in stock; it all seems to depend on what was in the latest shipment. You go in there one day and see piles and piles of slightly-dented metal plant pots; next day these are gone to be replaced by racks of pajamas that are missing buttons or have crooked seams. In the back there’s a wooden barrel filled to the brim with disposable plastic lighters priced at 10 cents each, with a big sign on the barrel that says “Try One!”. There are never any employees around. You go up to the counter and press a buzzer, and in a few minutes, someone magically appears. I can never figure out where they’re coming from, since they seem to show up from various directions.
We also have Zern’s and the Q-Mart, which are experiences in themselves. They’re basically large indoor flea markets with some semi-permanent “stores”. All the signs are marker-on-cardboard, and they sell the craziest stuff. There’s a used tire store, an ashtray store, a vacuum cleaner parts store, a store that sells outfits for professional strippers/dancers, a sea food counter, a store that sells Christmas lights and old action figures, and a store that sells leather. Not leather anything- just big pieces of leather. Oh, and surplus Israeli army gas masks. At Zern’s on a nice weekend there is usually a large gathering of bikers hanging out in the parking lot and drinking. There is no bathroom that I have ever seen, but there’s a tree line behind it and you regularly see people peeing in the back parking lot. You are allowed to smoke inside and bring your pet.
In New Hope, there are tons of strange stores that only open at strange hours. One is the sword store- they just sell swords, and some assorted medieval waeponry. And the cheese store- they sell cheese. All kinds of cheese. Most stores seem to be just assemblages of various over-priced tchotchkes, but it has a neat atmosphere. There’s also my favorite, the corset store, which sells, you guessed it, corsets.