Billy Bob Thorton. He’s homely in an extremely sexy way.
Mmmm oh yes…old-school Johnny Rotten. I have THE biggest crush on him. Sure, he’s an old fart now, but back then…yummy.
I used to have a crush on Jeff Goldblum and Howard Stern…and Gary Sinise hangs head in shame
I think Janeane Garofalo is a cutie, as well as Cyndi Lauper.
I have some more, but I think I tried to repress them to save myself from embarrassment. I’m sure you can all understand.
ThisYearsGirl: Oh my gosh!
I thought I was the ONLY one who had a crush on Mr. Nader!
Welcome to the club. 
I also like Joey Ramone.
That’s the most smashing thing I’ve heard all day! The truth is, I also have a crush on the voices of hosts Nate Shapiro and Schmitty. Jeez, I’m pathetic.
Another strange crush: Gary Oldman.
Ha! I was completely in love with Alastair! i watched that show every day.
I’m also in love with Emeril Lagasse for some reason. I’d like to kick him up a notch…IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
jarbaby
Bonnie Bernstein. She’s quite attractive and a sports reporter as well.
James Dean - saw Rebel Without a Cause 11 times!
Leonard Bernstein
Richard Feynmann
Dale Earnhardt
James Dean does not count as a weird crush, OldBroad.
Now, Andrew Robinson. [Homer]mmmm, 58-year-old hot guy[/Homer] Garak from Deep Space Nine, the husband from Hellraiser, the killer from the original Dirty Harry (back when he was a young pup), Ian Detwiler from the X-Files episode “Alpha,” author of A Stitch in Time.
Mmmm, love him, love him, love him.
Tonya Harding is such a bad girl, such a bad, bad girl…drool, pant.
Sorry, can’t help it.
Well I am gay, and I did always want to do Niles, but not so much any more. He seemed a lot more attractive when he was pining forelornly for Daphne instead of actually dating her.
I still think Bulldog is very cute. Not even so much for his looks (although Dan Butler – is that the actor’s name?-- is IMHO pretty good looking) but because of his gung-ho attitude. He makes obnoxiousness a very endearing trait, if that makes any sense.
But my oddest celebrity crush has got to be John Malkovich. As a person, he actually seems kind of creepy and weird, but something about him just gets me hot all over.
I started watching Babylon 5 because of Bruce Boxleitner.
[sub]Shut up.[/sub]
Alright, those of you who know where to get that you can’t do that on television fix, better fess up!
Now that Hercules was mentioned, I have a serious thing for the guy who plays Aries.
I have a thing for those deep raspy voices. If you close your eyes and listen to them you could just melt!
Ohhhhh Sigh. Kevin Smith is the actor that plays Ares, God of War. I’ve got a thing for him too, Kricket. I didn’t name him in my original post because he isn’t a ‘weird crush’, he’s freakin’ sexy as hell! I watch Hercules or Xena everytime I know Ares is going to be in the episode.
crushes?
Sean Yseult
Alright you are so right about Ares. Did you know that he wasn’t the first one? IIRC the first one wasn’t as hot.
When I was way young I used to have a thing for John Denver and Adam Ant.
Creepy and weird is IDEAL! I was all about Joaquin Phoenix in Gladiator…forty times more than Russell I’m-Whispering-So-I-Must-Be-A-Good-Actor Crowe.
By the by…my biggest crush (which I don’t consider weird) is Gary Sinise.
Why don’t you stop by the Steppenwolf, we’ll get John and Gary together and have a little “night of theatre” if get me.
jarbaby
I used to have a thing for Benazir Bhutto. Until she turned up corrupt.
When I was a romantic teenager I had it for Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
Joel AND Mike are sex on a stick! I’m founder and Co President of the Joel Hodgeson/Mike Nelson Estrogen Brigade!
My weird crushes: A young Omar Sharif, like in Doctor Zhivago. Although he’s still a pretty cool actor, in my book. Everyday, I cruise ebay looking for old pics of him.
And King Alexander I of Yugoslavia.
That’s interesting. I’m in Australia, where episodes of American TV shows are at least six months old when they’re shown. So over here, Niles is still just pining for Daphne. Prehaps my odd man-love for him will subside when they start going out.
The only other male celebrity I had a crush on was Kevin Sorbo. I had a very, uh, involved and…graphic dream about him once. Not a lot of physical resemblance to Niles, there. So I think Kevin qualifies as a “weird” crush, too.
At first I thought my celeb crushes were too odd to be mentioned but now I just kind of have to let it out.
Okay Mick Jagger, Davy (Jones- as if there could be any other!). Also Norman Bates…(i’ve had somewhat sexual dreams starring both Vince Vaughn and Anthony Perkins- maybe its the character I’m infatuate w/?)
Jon Lovitz, and the char. he plays on the Critic, Jay Sherman.
The guys on Boy Meets World.
Thomas Jefferson. Lord Byron- alright that one’s not so weird.
The Vice Principal on Boston Public.
Stephen King’s kinda sexy…I’ve seen his pics on the backs of his books. (Without the beard, though, is better.)
Good lord. Its all coming out. Dana Carvey’s kind of cute. Bender the robot on Futurama would make a nice boyfriend, if a cheap one. Okay…and,- no, that’s definitely it.
Hope it wasn’t TMI! Oh yeah and Jack Batty’s kind of hot. Not famous yet but i know great things are destined for him.