Weird Newsday, May 4, 2001

Yep, I had a little time on my hands, and I thought I’d render some public service by pointing out just how close to the edge this wide wobbly world is. Without further ado:

The weather is always fine in Norway.

Yet another reverse-Santa gets trapped in chimney.

He’s lucky. He could have wound up like this guy.

Say it with bullshit.

Hungarian cats banned from eating poop!

Better check your attic for this gem.

And of course there is always Chuck Shepherd’s NOTW, as well.

Please, feel free to contribute your own stories.

Paul Harris’s Knuckleheads in the News. Check out the KITN archives too.

Sofa, how’d you get those multiple links? Whenver I try that my links get corrupted!

Hmm. I’m not really sure what you mean. I just do them like this:

[krl=“insert url between quotes here”]Whatever it is I want to say[/krl]

(double return)

[krl=“insert url between quotes here”]Whatever it is I want to say[/krl]

where krl is actually url.

Are you doing the same thing?

That’s a nice link, by the way.

OK, so we’re supposed to have quotes around the earl. I’ve been leaving off the quotes and my earls run together.

Yep, that’s all there is to it. How about this one?

Bush Budget Delayed in House as Two Pages Are Misplaced

Oops.