Brush your teeth with an electric toothbrush and look at your computer monitor. Who need hallucinigens?
Sit down on your skateboard and ride down a cobblestone hill. Who needs enemas?
Or you could go lick a buffo toad (So I’ve heard…).
Spray Lemon-scented Pledge on your kitchen floor. Who needs a Slip and Slide?
Spend a few bucks and drop acid. Who needs a $30 toothbrush?
I learned a harsh lesson one fine summer afternoon three or four years ago: ammonia floor cleaner and bleach make an effective nerve gas. I literally threw the bucket of caustic toxin out of the front door, gasping for air.
Never mix ammonia and bleach. It’s just not worth the pain.
I actually heard of a poor uninformed cleaning lady who died from that.
Note to Dopers worldwide: DON’T. You evolve NCl3, NCl2H, and NClH2. BAD.
When I was five, my sister and I mopped our grandmother’s floor with orange juice and played Slip and Slide.
Just thought I’d share that tidbit of information with you all.
To add the the OP…
Who needs breaks when you have trees?
A bag of Doritos or peanut M&Ms is even cheaper and matches the effect of the electric toothbrush perfectly. You can also take a chopstick and strum one end of it while clenching the other end tightly between your teeth. Plus there’s no danger of recurrent flashbacks.
I’ve actually had to run trouble calls related to the Dorito Effect. 
Trying to figure out what the stupid user was describing drove me nuts until I accidentally recreated it with peanut M&Ms.
that also works if you blow through your lips while lightly holding them shut. ohhh… the screeeen is wiggglliinnggggg…
Once when I was five, I punched the plate glass window on our front door. I discovered just because there is no pain, dosent mean there isn’t any blood.
I’ve discovered that in a pinch, a brick, salsa and an oatmeal cookie can be made to look exactly like a meatloaf.