Weird Things you've Stumbled Across on the Internet

I have seen many, many extremely weird things on the internet, but the one that really brought home the rich panoply of the human condition was a website of drawing of dragons.

Having sex.

With cars.

If the phrase “up the tailpipe” has just popped into your head, you have the gist of the drawings.

I don’t understand the mentality that leads people to create such things, but know that these people walk among us. And, I suppose, that’s okay.

When my wife was working for the first pay-per-click search engine in the 1990s, she somehow became the arbiter of acceptable keywords. When she told me one of the keywords crossing her desk was “Baby Jesus Butt Plug” I couldn’t resist checking it out. All I can say is that it was the perfection of truth in advertising.

The oeuvre of 2-time Hugo nominee Chuck Tingle.

I don’t know WWJD* but guinea pigs are quite tasty, spatchcocked on a BBQ. I have a friend who used to raise a small number for eating.

* What Would Jesus Do

Waiting for Bardot

A few years ago, a bunch of Youtube users (myself included) had this video show up in their recommendations for no apparent reason. It was the first video this account posted.

The account has only posted three other videos since, none of which explain anything any further.

The Guide to Mt. Vernon in Klingon.

Clap! Clap! Clap!

If you click D_G’s link, at the top of the page it says:

WWW . THE 64 YEAR OLD VIRGIN . COM.

So the answer to your question, Sherrerd, is ‘nobody’, apparently.

I guess this is what happens to incels when they reach old age.

WWJE?

I have an idea for a new business line for him…

AI is getting better at counting.

There’s even one about to stab him in the back.

But none giving him a kiss.

A horrifying scourge that no one is (yet) covering!