My God, don’t you ever venture outta the pit, people?
Try this.
At the moment, I’m having a hard time coming to terms with the use of “nigger lip” as a verb. I can’t tell whether it’s the racist or the grammatical aspects that bother me more…
Dave,
You, sir, are no gentleman.
Spritle
[sub]It’s the best I could do.[/sub]
“don’t you ever venture outta the pit, people?”
Ginger… why would we want to do that? It can be downright scary out there.
Dave - no mention of Canucks either, you’re slipping man.
Suh, I say, suh! You have offended me, suh! I demand satisfaction! I challenge you to a duel!
<takes off glove and slaps Weirddave>
Do you, I say, do you accept?
Dave,
I ain’t got no sympathy for ya man! We got all them kind up this way PLUS we got chinks, dykes, and enough spics to just hold on to one another and just float across the Rio Grand like a pile of ants in a flood. You didn’t say whether that dude that nigger lipped your smoke really was a nigger or not. If he ain’t I hope you set him straight. I don’t put up with none of that shit and you should’t either.
I don’t know what the world is coming too. You can’t stay away from them if you try. Do what I did and buy a trailer house and move it to a lot way off in the woods. I have found that dirt roads are like pussy to homo when it comes to all of them types. They like to stick together so they know they won’t get their ass kicked in. Don’t rent a space in a trailer park. Them places used to be good for raising kids and all but now you don’t even know who is going to tie down beside you. The last time I lived in a trailer park, we had two sand niggers, two spics, and an old dyke couple move in around us less than three months after we set up shop. At least the real niggers know where they aren’t welcome. Them foreigners fucking come over half suffocated in some cargo container and then think that they can do as they pleaswe just because they made it to the “promised land”. Let me tell you son, it ain’t that way. Get yourself a slum in New York City with all your buddies so at least y’all all be in one place and I’ll know where to find ya.
Hey, got somethin’ to say about people from Jersey, x-boy? You nothin’ but a wierd-ass dave.
Don’t you get uppity with me, Jersey–I’m from a realstate, where the football teams don’t pretend to be from somewhere else.