weirdos?

there are tons of strange proclivities out there. I’d like to find a way to find out how to find out what fetishes exist. I know this is a strange thing to ask. All you have to do is reply to this and it will mean you have a fetish (or what you’d deem a fetish). They’re so bizarre and varied, but I want to know how varied. With my fetish, I can’t image ever being sexual without it! quid pro quo

Here is a partial list of some common ones. A comprehensive list of all the fetishes ever documented would occupy volumes.

that’s cool man. I once had a book called “the encyclopedia of unusual sexual practices”, but left it with an ex. Bought it in San Fran.
It’s just such a hush hush topic. people should revel init, i think. Life is short. I like women wearing nikes…big fuckin’ deal!!?

You can get anything you want on the SDMB: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=252821&highlight=fetishes

peculiar hailstone, I’ve been reading your posts. I hope you stick around. I think you’ll be an asset to the Boards.

why thanks you. This board has let me stretch my crazy creative muscles. There’s a lot of fun in anonymity!

in 20 years when I pay off my credit card debt of 2000 dollars, I’ll be able to pay the meagre fee to be a real emember of the board. Until then, I guess all I can do is go month to month with a new name and email address and get my fix.

Although it’s not a fetish of mine (I just found the article very amusing), copy my sig into google. You’ll never look at butterfly prawns the same again :smiley: .

I’m not computer illiterate, but am new to boards. Copy your sig means what? I typed butterfly prawns and bromley into google and got next to nothing. LOL. I feel like and idiot.

sig… short for signature. A bit of text some people feel compelled to share with others as part of their identity and a feature available to paid subscribers. In this forum, it is the stuff below the line and in the case of that post, it is the word “meatotomy.”

Yes…meatotomy…it’s in my sex dictionary. Howver, it’s not on my screen. Maybe as a guest, that another one of the perks I miss. Jesus. I can’t even see people’s signatures? Talk about a subscription drive! Maybe the poster works for Cecil! LOL

I would suggest you NOT do this. Very bad idea.

thanks for your suggestion. What else do I do?

Isn’t that the definition of a fetish? You can’t get off without it.

And, unfortunately, you can’t keep bouncing from month to month as a guest. If they find out you have two screen names they will ban them both, so don’t try it, we want you around.

What’s the subscription now, 15 bucks? You should be able to save a dollar a day for the next 15 days no problem.

Yup! http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=254534

no, the problem is that you pretty much need a credit card to subscribe. My credit is shite at the moment. I have the 15 bucks. LOL. jUst need to get it to the admin in an expedient way.

Do you have a bank account that offers a debit card? Get one with the little Visa logo on it, and that will work. Worked for me, anyway. Debit cards aren’t affected by your credit rating - you have to have the money to use it :slight_smile:

yeah, but don’t you need to be a Visa cardholder to use Visa? My card has a whole bunch of symbols but not Visa, because I don’t have a Visa account.

Sounds like you have an ATM card, rather than a debit card. A debit card will have the logo of a credit card company on it, and a number formatted just like a credit card number. It can be used exactly like a credit card, aside from needing to have the cash before the purchase rather than after. My credit absolutely sucks, but has nothing to do with getting a Visa debit card. Ask you bank about it - they should be able to fix you up.

Am I in IMHO or ATMB? I never even saw a GQ!

But Phase42 has a thing for debit cards, I heard… :wink:

i guess another thing I have to learn about the boards is board lingo. I know LOL, and ROFL, and IMHO, so I’ll start deciphering the other acronyms.