Dopers,
Please welcome my DCF (Dear Canadian Friend) Honeykissed, to the dope. She is an awesome, smart, witty, cute, young lady…and we all know that Canadian girls kick ass.
So welcome her…and be nice.
Cuz shes nice.
That is all. Back to semi-lurkdom.
thank you so much eggman. kookoo cachoo. we canadians are pretty cool , or maybe just freezing from all the rain and snow. its nice to be here. and I am lookign forward to meeting all your chat buddies.
love and light to you all xo
Hmmm. Her very first post contains a Beatles reference.
I say we keep her.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome, fellow Canuck! big smooch
Ignore the creeping tentacles over there, really, it’s nothing…
The tentacles, I would suggest, belong to the resident Wendigo (scroll down].
Helloooooo to you, Honeykissed!
thank you very much Oakminster
Next to Queen( the band not Her Majesty, though shes kinda cool too) the beatles are the best thing to come out of britain.
I hope we can become fast friends. Love and light to you
SMooching already? :eek: gosh but you are friendly . it will help take the chill away from our unusually chilly weather anyways. So I thank you for that :).
Nice to meet you Kythereia.
Another Canadian on the boards. The Plan is one step closer to fruition. Soon those who dare oppose us will toil ceaselessly in the potato mines of Idaho.
**Hello fellow Vancouver-ish… btw i love potatos so they better get the mother of all shovels out for all the mashed and scalloped I will be whipping up for the christmas festivities.
its lovely to meet you Jeff. Love and light to you.:).**
Welcome aboard fellow Canuck, and apparently fellow Vancouver-ite.
Where it won’t matter if running shoes float.
::waves at honeykissed from across the Georgia Strait::
Waves back to the new people. hi there and have a merry christmas.
Cuz she’s nice… but she can kick ass if we are not nice! 
I like your (Palatino Lino)type!
Welcome to here!
Yep, the creeping tentacles are nothing to worry about. You might want to focus more of your attention on the goat in the corner. . .
Welcome, honeykissed.
Welcome, honeykissed! Would you like some ice cream? It’s home-made and [del]impertinent[/del] fresh!
Dear honeykissed, as the newly minted Official in Charge of Nonsensical Bits, I welcome you officially to the SDMB.
Your badge and decoder ring are in the mail. The tinfoil hat you’ll have to make for yourself, as we don’t know your hat size. If you slink in the darkened corner, you may avoid close contact with both the squid, and the goat. But only temporarily.
There’s a list of Dopers to Be Wary Of. Unfortunately, the goat seems to have eaten it, so you’ll be on your own there. Kytheria has already greeted you, she’s a good egg. She’s also one of the first to greet people, which either signals the good-eggedness, or a kind of sad kind of need to make friends. I suspect the first, but she’s never invited up to the colony for wine and cuddles, so I dunno really.
Your profile says (paraphrasing from memory):married, spiritual, quiet…
All fine things, but we will have to have a chat about that “quiet” thing.
So there’s your brief official welcome. We have orientation classes from time to time, I’m not sure we offer them in Canadienese, usually just English and Inuit. I’m sure we can work something out.
Oh, look out! I saw the goat sneaking closer. You have to be REALLY alert for it. he only caught me once, but it’s not bad, it only took a few months for the rash to go away, you’ll be fine.
Hi there. We’re mostly harmless~
Note that he’s not the Official in Charge of Proper Coding. 
Actually, he used to have mad codin’ skillz, but the goat nommed 'em.
There is something seriously wrong with that statement. Not invite the Goddess O’ Love up for wine and cuddles? Shocking.
I don;t think you’re the real Official in Charge of Nonsensical Bits at all. You’re just pretending.
This is probably some obscure Skald the Rhymer-esque plot.
Oh, and honeykissed? Beware of Skald the Rhymer. He’s our resident Evil Overlord, at least if that whole thing with the flying monkeys and the Mr. Fusion Home Energy Unit ever works out…