Welcome aboard, and please be sure to wipe your feet before you enter this forum. Coldfire is gone for a week, and Euty is a fascist when it comes to the cleaning.
And hey, can you get Ginger to send me some strawberry rhubarb pie while you’re at it? 
Welcome geekbooks 
Please feel free to refer to ** Crunchy Frog ** as assclown or monkey butler.
Excuse? Ack! You know I don’t live in the state of New Joisey, I live in the state of denial.
These electronic shackles … it’s tough for them to work on my fab green sliminess, but work they do.
Ginger, oh northern one, you’ve never let on about the strawberry rhubarb pie thang. Fess Up!
mmmmm gllllllll forbidden pie …
Read the rest of the threads, geekbooks. I’m not making strawberry-rhubarb pie.
Alright, I confess. I hate freaking rhubarb. Don’t make a pie, don’t pass go, don’t beat me with a stick.