I’ve known him forever. I’m tired of being his only smart and witty online friend. I have told him many times of the joy that is SDMB, and now he is finally sampling for himself.
He’s an author who enjoys reading, writing, and long walks in the swamplands. He’s witty and charming, and only very vaguely creepy.
Ladies and gentlemen of the boards, I give you…
geekbooks!
Welcome aboard, although anyone who enjoys long walks in the swamplands is more than a little creepy…
-waves- Heylo geekbooks! Welcome! Don’t mind the weird people below us their just having a lovely orgy… well actually that’s over with now perhaps another one will start? Someone should get the barbeque (not the Pit I mean a real bbq) fired up so we can give him a right good welcome.
Hey, is that Chuck Woollery? What kind of consolation prizes do we get?
Thanks, Ginger … for feeding the online obsession. I need another board to peruse, so I can spend less time with the kids. 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! He’s here! Run, everyone! RUN!!!
So Ginger, should I be nice or give him the old “Welcome Wagon” treatment?
Well…Crunchy, I don’t think you’re want naked pictures of him. Be nice.
And besides which, if you haven’t given ME the Welcome Wagon treatment, I don’t think he deserves it either [sub]Unless it’s a bad thing - then by all means go ahead![/sub]
Hey geek how ya doing…(god that sounds vaguely insulting)…any friend of Ginger’s…well has to be pretty interesting.
Keith
rest assured, there are no comprimising pics of me … that I know about, that is …
now don’t go and fire up Photoshop …
heh… Like I said, known him for years… and he’s very interesting, or I would have dropped him like a hot potato a long time ago. You all know how very shallow and fickle I am.
Why, just a few moments ago he was channelling Boy George.
Online years are like dog years, only with less slobber. Slightly less slobber.
I was dropped like a hot potato once. On the couch.
So I just laid there …
The naked pic thing has been around long before the Welcome Wagons. And I only ask of the women folk.
And the reason I didn’t give YOU the welcome wagon treatment is explained in the Welcome Wagon part II, you didn’t give me the info I needed for a proper Welcome Wagon-type welcome.
And if you don’t know if the Welcome Wagon treatment is good or bad, then by all means, check out the first one here.
whooo yeah, Crunchy … don’t run me over with the welcome wagon. and btw, do you have anything with lark’s vomit?
NO SUCKING UP TO CRUNCHY!
hey, homie don’t suck up. been known to f up, tho. repeatedly, even.
many thanks kind dope peeps for the warm welcome!
Welcome!
Any friend of Ginger’s has to be pretty cool.
Does this mean we have to set aside another place at the Edmonton Dopefest for you?
No, Feynn. He’s one of the evil ones.
ooh yeah, I’m evil. and cool. nooo, it’s cool to say you’re evil, but not cool to say you’re cool.
please allow me to introduce myself …
no north o’ the border 'fest for me, unfortunately. I’m under house arrest. I get time off for good behavior, tho.
Welcome to your **Worst Nightmare![/]
Remember to preview…
I had planned to give the more plausible excuse that you’re a green slimy creature that can not survive away from the Swamplands of New Jersey.
Who’ll believe your excuse?