Hello,
Just thought I’d introduce myself, I’ve been reading these forums for several years now but lately I’ve been feeling a bit like a stalker. So now I’m hoping to participate a little, and with a lot of luck not annoy anyone(apology in advance to the grammar Nazis though).
I have really enjoyed not only the forums but also Teemings. The “spider in the pants” and most the stories by Dante are great. One of the things that attracted me to these forums is that a lot of you are very good writers…maybe some of it will wear-off on me!
Anyways, as to myself, I’m a married computer geek who breeds cold-blooded things so if anyone has questions or needs help with either just email. Hobbies include: Geocaching, piercing, airsoft, building a bigger trebuchet, building Tesla coils, reading(I ALWAYS have a book), and pretty much anything odd that catches my eye. Oh, I also have the memory of a goldfish.
So now that I’ve officially introduced myself I get to worry about a goat and some calamari…I think I probably shouldn’t be turning my back on the goat but what’s with the calamari?
Have Fun.
PS I have gmail invites if anyone wants one.
Welcome, saturnine0. Make yourself at home. Take a load of your feet. You can use this chair. There’s cold beer in the fridge right there. Help yourself to some cake.
Paging [b[Hal Briston, Sunspace, twickster**. We have a fresh one, guys. Make that one special. We’re counting on you
Wow, there’s your oxymoron right there.
Welcome saturnine0! Enjoy your stay.
Watch out for the goat! It will eat all the walnuts before you can have any!
Otherwise welcome to you, hope you have lots o’fun, and help us all stomp on Ignorance. [sup]tho I do find Iggy to be kinda fun once in awhile[/sup]
[sub]What’s this about cake being offered, Detop? I started the whooolle cake thing a couple days ago. I had a reeeeaaaallyy good cake story and nobody offered me any cake.
And the calamaris never showed up.
(sob)
Damn[/sub]
::runs nekkid through thread::
[sub]I never turn my back on the goat[/sub]
Welcome!
But you may want to hide before the goat gets here…
arrives dragging a recalcitrant goat
Welcome, Saturnine0! It’ll just take us a few minutes to get organized here – Sunspace will be along any minute with the calamari. In the meantime, well, think happy thoughts. Lots and lots of happy thoughts. Happy, happy thoughts.
[sub]Guys, could you help me here? This goat is a leeeeeeetle frisky today.[/sub]
Hello saturnine0. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay. 
Sorry for the delay. Go see post #25 in this thread
Ok, sorry everyone…I’m here. I apologize for the delay – I’m still trying to work all the bugs out of the RoboGoat[sup]TM[/sup]. I’ve finally got it to stop with all the “Run, coward, run! I hunger!” nonsense, but after seeing this thread, I feel I’ve just got to make some further modifications.
So, until the RoboGoat Mark II[sup]TM[/sup] is completed, I’ll have to keep this to a simple “Welcome aboard, saturnine0”!
gives saturnine0 a personal welcome from the goddess of love 