As I’m sure some of you have noticed by now, DrMatrix and bibliophage have joined the Straight Dope Message Board staff.
We’re tickled to have them both on board.
Please congratulate and commiserate with our new mods!
your humble TubaDiva
Administrator
They knew it was a dangerous mission when they accepted it.
Woohoo! Now we only have to buy one Straight Dope mug! 
Congratulations, honey! You deserve it. <evil grin>
I couldn’t be happier for you. <smooch>
And, my heartfelt congratulations to you, bibliophage!
Note to self…
drag DrMatrix and bibliophage into The Pit and complain about them doing their respective jobs well.
Now, when they are right (as they always are) they will be more believable!
Congrats to you both.
Spritle, the most wonderfullest poster, who NEVER does anything to get the mod’ dander up.
Congrats to DrMatrix and bibliophage.
Have they been fitted with Kevlar/fire retardant vests? 
Good luck to yinz both!
Cheers!
Congrats and condolences to both!
Congratulations, I’m sorry. 
What’? I’m a moderator? [sup][sub]grumble, grumble[/sub][/sup] Nobody ever tells me anything.
At least now I can get back at all my enemies. What do you mean I don’t have any enemies? That situation will soon be rectified, I am quite sure.
That’s what it takes to become a moderator? Tuba Tickles?
Congrats to you both.
Now, for the really important stuff:
What is your bribe of choice? chocolate? inflatables? Cigars? Chocolate flavored inflatale cigars ?
You realise what this means of course? What Tuba has done?
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Fenris has to write new mod origin stories… ;).
What I meant to say (honest) was that it means two hard working and respected posters get to be even more hard working & majorly hassled instead… Congrats!
Congratulations! And Deepest Sympathy! It’s hard to think of two better choices, especially for GQ.
Now I can say I’ve had my ass groped by a moderator! Wooooo! Congrats to you both, and may you have many Pit threads dedicated to you.
None of that chintzy stuff for me. Try 12 y.o. single-malt Scotch Whisky. Tubs of it.
What? You remember that? I had you drugged up. How could you remember?
Congrats to both of you! That’s fantabulous!
I have the videotape.
We’re gonna get along just fiiiiine. How ‘bout a glass o’ Lagavulin. Glad to have both a ya aboard. I hope you enjoy the gig. And don’t let Manhattan’s hair scare ya, it’s a wig.
Congratulations to you both. Best of luck in your Mod careers. Best buy the parkas now.
Congratulations!
Does this mean if you split a Chronos you get a DrMatrix and a bibliophage? [sup][sub]Just trying to keep the physics thing going.[/sub][/sup]
Gosh! Thanks for the congrats (and sympathies) everyone.
Good one, JeffB.
Worked for me.
I’ll just let you use your imagination.
Thanks, Cajun Man. >smooch<
Congratulations, bibliophage and DrMatrix!
[sub]See, this is how boring I am when I can’t think of any smart alec comments to make.[/sub]