http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=33030
This is possibly the strangest username I have seen on the board… how will he/she remember it?
a weak hacking attempt 
Oddly enough, his/her/its email address is IceDoggy99, which would have been a much better username (maybe without the 99). But, I doubt this person seriously had any interest in joining, anyway.
I saw that too in the newest-member thing on the index page. I remeber hoping they don’t post, cause that name will break the tables.
I have to be honest, I feared we were about to be flooded with spam again. It just looks like one of those joke usernames. I will no doubt be proved wrong… maybe even he/she will open this thread and reply…?
Yep … this one’s going to bear watching.
Bear watching? Isn’t that dangerous? I think I’ll stick to birds.
I tried bear baiting, but I could never get my socks off.
You *do[/] know you’re supposed do master baiting to get your rocks off, right?
[Tannoy]
“Paging Master Bates…”
[/Tannoy]
I called my friend’s work, hoping to find him there.
“Is Jack working today?” I asked.
Manager replied, “No, Jack’s off.”
[sup]d&r[/sup]
Jack is stuck on top of the roof. Are you going to help Jack off?
No, and I wouldn’t pull him off either.
Wrong. Jack’s not stuck on the roof. He’s stuck on a horse.
Now, who wants to help Jack off the horse?
Can we call him hahaha for short?
Zero posts and counting… thankfully.
Damn. He’s going to have one heck of a time doing vanity searches if we do.
Jack Doff Real Estate was a going concern in Five dock, Sydney, thirty years ago. Heck, might still be there.