I’d like to introduce one of our newest members here on the Dope, my lovely future bride, Shocker Khan.
She’s been lurking around these parts for awhile now but I’m hoping she’ll start posting a bit. Let’s make her feel at home!
Hello Shocker Khan. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay! 
Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!
Tell us something about yourself!
Thank you for the warm greeting!
A bit about me… Let’s see… Well…
I’m 20% nerd, 45% dork, and 67% bad at math. I’m engaged to my best friend (hello ninja). I like all things indie (music, films) and watch a lot of really terrible tv.
I enjoy performing short form improv and pilates. Well, I like pilates. I don’t really PERFORM pilates for anyone. Unless you want to sit on the couch and watch me do stomach crunches.
I’m happy to be part of this message board. It seems like a smart group of people.
Since you’re engaged I guess I can’t ask you to let me rock you, Shocker Khan. But welcome to the board!
But…but…that’s all I wanna do.
Oh well…welcome to the board!
I feel for you
Welcome aboard!
Welcome! Don’t worry. We only bite sheep. What’s the latest band you’ve picked up on?
Is the name Shocker Khan like Chaka Khan
or like
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Your user name is awesome.
I had questions about the Shocker part.
Welcome, welcome! Would you like some ice cream? It’s [del]frisky[/del] fresh!
I want a T-Shirt that has these two images side-by-side on the front
(http://homepage.mac.com/nigelstewart/iblog/B1761793398/C600263800/E1475991199/Media/chaka.jpg) - RIGHT
and on the back says CHAKA KHAN!
Yes, my user name is a play on Chaka Khan. She rocks me.
And the shocker part is… well… I have the sense of humor of a teenage boy. What can I say?
Since she’s tied up in meetings all afternoon, I’ll go ahead and say that her username is indeed awesome, and it is a play on Chaka Khan, not KHAAAAAANNNN!!!.
The “Shocker” part, well…
Darn you.
DARN YOU TO HECK! ;):p:D
You beat me to it.
So ‘chaka’ and ‘shocker’ rhyme for you? For me, they’re quite different.
They sound a bit alike if you say it like you’re trying to be urban and edgy: “Hey, girl, you seen my shocka?” does shocker
Not supposed to rhyme… Just a play on the front part of the name (chak = shock).