Well she does have a cat house. 
Hey, Sternvogel, long time no see!
Although that’s not your fault; 'tis me
Who’s been otherwhere
Missing your debonair
Contributions to glad Dopery.
More limericks later… More dopers to versify… More… more…
Bwa-hahahahahahahahahahaha!!
But not tonight, dear, I have a –
What’s that about TMI, huh?
[QUOTE=Monstre]
Disclaimer: Any yetis mentioned in this poem are fictional works of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual Monstres, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
[/QUOTE]
Don’t be shy, Monstre, tell us the truth
All about your cute yeti named Ruth
All the tricks she can do
How she snuggles with you
And her odd predilection: vermouth.
Well, I’ve been exasperatedly sighin’
Sitting here and valiantly tryin’
To post – now I’ve got a
Chance to greet LittleLottali [/li]And – Hardy Har Har! – LippyTheLion!