Well she does have a cat house. 
Hey, Sternvogel, long time no see!
Although that’s not your fault; 'tis me
Who’s been otherwhere
Missing your debonair
Contributions to glad Dopery.
More limericks later… More dopers to versify… More… more…
Bwa-hahahahahahahahahahaha!!
But not tonight, dear, I have a –
What’s that about TMI, huh?
Don’t be shy, Monstre, tell us the truth
All about your cute yeti named Ruth
All the tricks she can do
How she snuggles with you
And her odd predilection: vermouth.
Well, I’ve been exasperatedly sighin’
Sitting here and valiantly tryin’
To post – now I’ve got a
Chance to greet LittleLottali [/li]And – Hardy Har Har! – LippyTheLion!