I have about 18 years of Space Operations experience from the Air Force, but that probably won’t do me any more good in a place the size of Dopeville than it did when I left the AF…
Dopeville still seems a little light on its infrastructure, specifically utilities, and I’ve been a District Manager for the local phone company, so I suppose I could do that. Still, that would mean working for the Town Manager, who seems to be somewhat embroiled in controversy right now…
Perhaps I’d be better off staying at Casa Mejor and working on my book. The town seems quite livable to a number of people without any apparent source of income, so I should get by. I can clean carpets, too, so I could probably make some pocket money helping out Skerri.
Hello Doperville! Murray has had a couple requests and we have played them. I shall tell you what i have just played, and what has been requested. I have included some friends from Aotearoa in this long set.
Eric Clapton- Layla and Cocaine
Tim Finn- Persuasion and Fraction Too Much Friction
Betchadupa - Supa Day and Spill the Light
Counting Crows- Mr. Jones and A Long December
Pink Floyd - Run Like Hell, Marooned and Wish You Were Here
the Who - Eminence Front, Baba O’Reilly, and Tommy
Pearl Jam - Jeremy, Glorified G and Yellow Ledbetter
Filter- Jurassitol and Dose
A Perfect Circle- 3 Libras and Magdalena
Tool - Sober and Prison Sex
Rage Against The machine - People Of the Sun
Kansas- Dust In the Wind
the Moody Blues- I’m Just A Singer In A Rock And Roll Band
Bad Company- Shooting Star
Yes- Owner Of A lonely Heart
Murray tells me someone requested Hampsterdance, but i gotta say, Murray and I we used them for Skeet Practice. Also we really need some requests call us at 555-KDPE that’s 555-5373.
Murray also says that some one requested Eminem, but I have been threated with death if I play that. Murray also Says Guiiness and Pretzels is the breakfast of Champions. Right now he has Reesse’s Pieces. [sub]you’re killing me, Murray.[/sub]
Next up we have Midnight Oil, the Eagles, some songs from Neil Finn and Friends’ 7 Worlds Collide and some Tome Petty and Boston. I also hope to play more Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Shane McGowan and The Pogues, Elvis Costello and lots more. Stay tuned!
Well, it’s been 40 years, but I could probably pick it up again.
I moved to town and opened the coin and jewelry store. I also carry stamps for collectors, but coins and diamonds are the main business. Given that the town is mostly populated by underpaid librarians and beer-joint operators, I barely make a living. Good thing for me plnnr buys a lot of gold. I couldn’t make it otherwise.
Say, can I access the library from my computer? What databases do you carry? I spend my evenings searching for answers to questions about words.
Actually, can you imagine the bottleneck there must be about 6:00 each night, as everyone returns home and tries to access the SDMB on their cable modem at the same time? Must be similar to flushing toilets at halftime of the Superbowl.
I’m your friendly neighborhood sysadmin, always willing to fix someone’s computer for a reasonable approximation of free, provided I’m not too busy. I can often be found at Ethrilist’s geekstore lecturing on the various forms of the Superman S shield or the difference between Night and Ghost Rider. Or playing with variants on gamercrack.
I Could always use a second seat for Airdope, for mail runs and the private trips to Reno for Plnnr and his cough secretary. as long as you can still fly with all that racket going on in the back you can have the job !
Skirt, kilt whatever.
(I’d say something like: “I’d do whatever it takes to keep the people under me happy.” But
A) that could be maliciously misinterpreted as Troll-ish
and
2. You quit and started your own business.
So I won’t say anything about keeping you happy Tikki. Not at all.)
We seem to have an opening here at the Post Office. Anyone interested? Your uniform shorts are provided. And who doesn’t look good in blue?
-Rue.
I just kind of wander around the town at night, every once in a while I’ll stumble out during the day. But, damn, it’s bright. I can’t remember where Skerri’s is.
Sounds good to me since it seems no one has been stopping by the motorcycle shop or the metal bar. What just cause it’s winter doesn’t mean Doperville doesn’t have great weather year round!
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