Welcome to me.

hello PT and Sharky! nice to see some familiar names in this place… is it teeming here or what? :slight_smile:

Wait a fucking minute. I’ve been here for over two fucking years and 2,000 fucking posts and I’ve never gotten a massage or even so much as a fucking cookie.

What gives? I want big burly bald men to show up at my house and give me a massage. Or even just cookies.
I never swear that much. Really, I don’t. But this is the Pit.

Huh - I get weekly massages AND pedicures, as well as cookies couried to my home and work. Sometimes, Cecil phones me to tell me how fun and cute I am, and the Mods regularly tell me that I’m the smartest poster evaaar!

I guess the administration just likes me better than you…

:smiley:

::: Sobbing quietly in the corner :::
I need a beer. Or four.

Grey, what are you talking about. You are one of the best living examples that it is possible to survive my overheated presence.

Salaam. A

Yes… I know…

That is the fascinating mystery about me.

Salaam. A

Have you gotten this week’s case of “Cecil’s Own” private reserve microbrew? Have one of those – it’s really quite tasty!

And low carb!

And the dark is to die for!

Man, I’m not so impressed. Low carb, low-alcohol, low-calorie, low-weight, low-fluid, low-waste beer always leaves me wanting more.

Hi! Woo-hoo, yeah! Come on in, the water’s fine! The current is really strong. :cool:

Thanks for the welcomes, everybody! :slight_smile:

I may be being “whooshed” here, but it won’t be the first time, so I’ll bite (even though you don’t have a 1,000 posts yet).

Look here: [link=]http://www.astro.uiuc.edu/~kaler/sow/aldebaran.html[/link]

Crap. I was trying to preview. Another link messed up by moi. :smack:
Anyway, look up “Aldebaran.”

Hey, if you’re willing to call yourself overheated that’s fine by me. :slight_smile:

Be easy on him, he’s new.

Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.

Why is this in the Pit? :confused:

Fucked if I know. :wink:

Damn. I must be dumb. :frowning: I fail to see the righteous indignation here. For a second, I thought you might be taking something lightly, then I realised that I must be being whooshed. Maybe if I read more into it, I’ll be able to see the sense of entitlement. I must need glasses.

Sounds good. I’ll take a case!

Oh…you didn’t get yours already? Huh. Cecil or one of the mods usually drops it off at the first of the month, along with the fruit basket and fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies…
(awkward silence)
Well, don’t worry about it. It’s not that good. And sometimes the bottles are hard to open. (Not that I have to open them – usually the masseuse does that. But it sometimes looks like she’s having a hard time – her face will scrunch up in the most adorable way!) You’re really not missing anything.