hello PT and Sharky! nice to see some familiar names in this place… is it teeming here or what?
Wait a fucking minute. I’ve been here for over two fucking years and 2,000 fucking posts and I’ve never gotten a massage or even so much as a fucking cookie.
What gives? I want big burly bald men to show up at my house and give me a massage. Or even just cookies.
I never swear that much. Really, I don’t. But this is the Pit.
Huh - I get weekly massages AND pedicures, as well as cookies couried to my home and work. Sometimes, Cecil phones me to tell me how fun and cute I am, and the Mods regularly tell me that I’m the smartest poster evaaar!
I guess the administration just likes me better than you…
::: Sobbing quietly in the corner :::
I need a beer. Or four.
Grey, what are you talking about. You are one of the best living examples that it is possible to survive my overheated presence.
Salaam. A
Yes… I know…
That is the fascinating mystery about me.
Salaam. A
Have you gotten this week’s case of “Cecil’s Own” private reserve microbrew? Have one of those – it’s really quite tasty!
And low carb!
And the dark is to die for!
Man, I’m not so impressed. Low carb, low-alcohol, low-calorie, low-weight, low-fluid, low-waste beer always leaves me wanting more.
Hi! Woo-hoo, yeah! Come on in, the water’s fine! The current is really strong.
Thanks for the welcomes, everybody!
I may be being “whooshed” here, but it won’t be the first time, so I’ll bite (even though you don’t have a 1,000 posts yet).
Look here: [link=]http://www.astro.uiuc.edu/~kaler/sow/aldebaran.html[/link]
Crap. I was trying to preview. Another link messed up by moi. :smack:
Anyway, look up “Aldebaran.”
Hey, if you’re willing to call yourself overheated that’s fine by me.
Be easy on him, he’s new.
Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.
Why is this in the Pit?
Fucked if I know.
Damn. I must be dumb. I fail to see the righteous indignation here. For a second, I thought you might be taking something lightly, then I realised that I must be being whooshed. Maybe if I read more into it, I’ll be able to see the sense of entitlement. I must need glasses.
Sounds good. I’ll take a case!
Oh…you didn’t get yours already? Huh. Cecil or one of the mods usually drops it off at the first of the month, along with the fruit basket and fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies…
(awkward silence)
Well, don’t worry about it. It’s not that good. And sometimes the bottles are hard to open. (Not that I have to open them – usually the masseuse does that. But it sometimes looks like she’s having a hard time – her face will scrunch up in the most adorable way!) You’re really not missing anything.