“Cock! Balls!”
I keep thinking of the title of this thread as “Welcome to Me, population: 1”.
Hello you guys. Play nice. And no fucking outside the pit.
Welcome, Sharky!
“Where the deep blue pearly waters wash across white silver sands…”
Read a Deadwood Thread in Cafe Society sometime. 
I am male. I don’t do massages… but for U$S 14 I’ll learn really fast.
Binarydome, fuck you for your not so subtle indication that this is a scam. For your information a resarch has been done by a prestigious university “The scientologist creation college of El Paso” that demostrates, without a doubt, that you can loose weight simply by using the SDMB.-
If you don’t annoy the mods they send you cookies as a thank you. (Well, it’s ALMOST 12 words.)
Dude…That seems to be the sort of thing that not only would be weird if you did it, but would be doubly weird if you kept notes.
As for being able to say “fuck:” I wish I knew that before, my posts would be a lot more entertaining. At least more obviously ignorant.
Wait. wait. Are we trying to keep the guy or scare him off?
I’m still trying to see the star… :dubious:
You’re a little late for the cheapo introductory rate of $4.somethin’.
Oh…And I want to buy a vowel. I’ll take an “e”.
I’m going to try to solve it: Pete.
How’d I do?
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Maybe it’s because I’ve moved a lot, but I guess my burly men haven’t been able to find me yet, 2000 posts later than they found you.
But when they finally get here, I hope they’re balding!
They were an assortment of balding, shaved head and buzz cut. MMMMMM… a burly man sampler. 
Welcome Sharky! I’m about three hours northeast of you in south GA.
A THOUSAND?!? It was only 600 when I singed up! Bastards. They keep upping the ante. 
Actually, the rule is “twice Winston Smith’s current post count”. So as of today, it takes 1088 posts to get the masseuse.
[sub]And the rest of us would appreciate it if you’d only post when absolutely necessary…[/sub]
Shit. I was so sure.
I’m going to buy a “Y”.
Vanna? Do we have a “Y”?
It’s me?!? Damn. The Red Sox curse is my fault, too.
[sub]I’ll stop posting now. Goodbye! <Snif>[/sub]
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There, I’ll just save time. It would have been PT, but the powers that be require at least a 4 letter name. Now, I would really rather not discuss what PT stands for. A few here already know…
Plastic Testicles?
No, pizza testicles, of course.