Depends on if you’d pay 15 bucks in order to have all your free time and your attention sucked out by this board.
Nothing quite as weird as being here at 2am when you have to be up at 6am flaming someone to death in the pit while chatting about which characters in Watchmen count as villains in Cafe Society.
I’ll do it. I’m all that. Or did you want someone also good-looking, trained in massage, and in the same country? 
I was afraid I was gonna get dragged into this. Masseuse my ass.
I hereby volunteer!
TRUE STORY
I used to be obese. I was ashame of buying clothes. I had no luck with the ladies. My life was a disaster. I tried every instrument of torture they show on TV to improve my figure… no results.
Just as I was getting desperate someone told me to try the SDMB. In TWO (yes two) days I was built like a weight lifter on steroids. I got a new job with a better pay that helped me finance my endless orgies. Now I am a happy man.
TRUE STORY
I can all be yours for jus $14.95 (plus my comission)
I need he money o buy a new keyboard. the fuckin T isn’ working properly.
Looks fine o me. :shrug:
You male or female? And do you do massages? 
I don’t have a masseur, but I do have a spare monsieur left over from Paris. Will that do?
Another testimonial:
I was a retired teacher with agoraphobia and a fear of flying when I came here. Within the last month I’ve returned from a trip to Paris where I drank absinthe, lost my undies, used a very busy men’s restroom amid cat calls, and returned to the USA with a very existential black eye.
I also let slip the word cocksucker once. Don’t ever say that here.
Welcome.
Are there Nigerians involved?
Are you fucking with me?
Great googly moogly, PT - this place is insane. I love it already.
The kewl smilie is sunburned, though.
Welcome to us.
You can say fuck all over the place. You just can’t say “Fuck you” or “You fuck” or “I fucked your mom” anywhere but the Pit.
Hey, newbies have fucking post counts and locations now!
Wait- they didn’t before, did they?
Sez you. Do you have any idea how hard it is for me to type posts without gettin’ into the old poltergeist groove and flinging the keyboard across the room? Thanks a fuckin’ lot, Aldebaran.
I believe that you can say “I fucked you mom” in GD and GQ, as long as you provide a cite.
Those appear with paid membership, apparently. Mine didn’t show up until I paid up.
Right, right. You were still listed as Guest when I saw your post, but I guess you were in transition- the location and post count must’ve gotten there before Charter Member.
Welcome.
Thanks - and hello to Tally from Panama City Beach.
It’s not as great as it sounds. I now have to post standing up. 
Hidy ho Sharky!
I’ll pay up early next week, gotta wait til the moneys there in the bank, ya know. But then, just wait for it.