Hey! No fair teaming up against me!
Okay, okay, okay…lol. You talked me into it…Storyland, here we come. Okay, there was this one time Dave decided to come over to my house (in the middle of the night, of course)…(where my cousin would eventually leap at him in quite the sexual manner…but that’s later on)…Anyway, needless to say - we had a “couple of drinks”…lol…and then, we had a availability to this pool…Hmm…actually maybe this story is more embarrassing to me than to Dave…Hey, I can always edit. Alright, well…there was this pool <fast forward>…then we soon fell asleep. Unfortunately, my father is extremely protective ESPECIALLY with members of the opposite sex (cough, cough, DAVE, cough cough)…so, well, my daddy happened to find Dave’s bike in the driveway, stormed up to my room…and - lol…I felt sooooo badly for poor little Monster - he evacuated my house SO fast, he didn’t even bother to grab his shoes…lol…and then passed out in a nearby parking lot… hee, hee… :*) Just for the record, this all wasn’t really his fault- my bad. I love him death, though. Hey Dave - WAAAAZZZZZUUUUUPPPPPP??? Nooooottttthhhhiiiiiinnnnnn’
Lovies!!!
Oooooooo bad monster! bad bad bad!
For shame.

Put your arms striaght up in the air. Now, as you say “hey” and “ho” wave them back and forth. (Right on “Hey”, left on “Ho”) That’s what those are. “Let me hear ya say HEY, HO, HEY, HO! Hip hop hooray, HO, HEY, HO!” Get it?
Monster104 knows a girl AND has a name?
Happy welcome, LittleStar. Have a nice time, get Brat his pics, and stay outa the Pit without Dave’s guidance.
Hey dropzone, just because I’m a nerd doesn’t mean I don’t know girls…attractive ones, no less.
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Put your arms striaght up in the air. Now, as you say “hey” and “ho” wave them back and forth. (Right on “Hey”, left on “Ho”) That’s what those are. “Let me hear ya say HEY, HO, HEY, HO! Hip hop hooray, HO, HEY, HO!” Get it? **
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Lol I didn’t even know what that meant.
HEEEEY!!
HOOOO!!
HEEEEY!
HOOO!!
Welcome, welcome, LittleStar! I see that you’re off to a great start already, and will fit right in here. 
I look forward to hearing many more of your ‘stories’
about our dear buddy Monster. <giggles>
You can call me purplebear, or pbear, or <sigh> PB <if you must>, just don’t call me late for a party!
Welcome LittleStar. Let me share one important piece of advice. If someone on the board says ***You don’t want to know, ***believe him. There are some things a young innocent like us shouldn’t know. 
Howzitgoin LittleStar? I’ve already read a few of your posts and you seem like a fun enough gal. Be good (well, good-ish) and be yourself.
Welcome to the boards, LittleStar. Have fun, and play safe. 