Be nice, guys, she’s new, she’s nice, and I led her here, God forgive me. Welcome, tws.
Hi tws3334! Welcome to the boards! Look forward to seeing your posts.
Welcome aboard tws. I hope you enjoy yourself here. 
Any friend of TroubleAgain is a friend of mine!
(Though whatever may have been said about me, I categorically deny)
Welcome tws3334. Enjoy yourself.
TA, this isn’t another Florida doper, is it?
Welcome aboard!
A word of advice. If you are planning to hang around MPSIMS, you better learn the jargon, and develop a broad mind. Start with a bit of research on felching 
GolfWidow, yes, she works with me.
DVous Means…don’t go startin’ that stuff.
tws, DON’T ASK! (ask me privately, if you must…) 
Welcome to the board, tws!
So, tws3334, how U doin’?
Don’t ask about felching, munging (or monging, or whatever it is, I don’t care) or squicking. Don’t start a thread with only smilies for ChiefScott. Per Alphagene’s instruction, don’t post until you have 50 posts.
Y’know, it’d be nice if the person being introduced shows up within the first ten posts or so. Not that I’m complaining . . .
Nice ta meetcha, tws3334.
iampunha said:
If thatbit of advice doesn’t phase her, nothing will.
My fault, guys. I probably should have waited to post the welcome thread until Monday. She went home 7:30 am Saturday. And she has an actual life, with actual kids. (I just can’t comprehend…) So she probably won’t post again until Monday night.
Welcome, welcome, welcome!! Any friend of TroubleAgain is a…uh, stranger to me until you start posting. See you on Monday.
Thank you very much for such a warm welcome. Looking forward to interacting with everyone. TroubleAgain is a co-worker and introduced me to the message board and I really find it interesting. Hope to talk with all of you very soon. 