(Welcome Luna! Good to have ya here. Come sit by me, and I’ll explain to you the joys of working for the Scylla New World Order as a member of the Happy Fun Squad…)
::: sees Medea’s Child running towards her :::
::: leans over to Luna :::
We’ll talk later. Gotta run.
::: looks over her shoulder and RUNS before Medea can go for her throat… ::::
Glad to see you, Luna Child. Have a seat, get comfortable. Can I get you anything? Snacks? A beverage? No? It’s nice to have you here. Just sit for a while. Don’t go anywhere. I, uh, I’ll be right back. Don’t move.
::runs off to get the brain-transfer apparatus set up and choose an appropriate simian for the experiment::
While I’m thinking of it, do you suppose you could scan that page out of her yearbook that she was so insistent that I not see? I think it had something to do with Mock Awards or a section thereafter…
Bwahahaha!
See, Kathryn, if you had told me everything when it came up eight months ago, I wouldn’t have to ask now. In front of all. these. people.
And you’ll notice I’m not one to forget something I’m very curious about…
(C’mon Anna, embarrass your sister. You know you want to. Remember all those times she’s embarrassed you?)
Welcome, Luna Child! Y’know, your sister’s one of the bestest posters on the board, [sub]even if she doesn’t return e-mails <cough cough>[/sub]:), as well as one of the few Dopers who I’ve met in person. I’m sure that you’ll follow in the same vein.
That said, I brought you a little…surprise…heh heh heh…
BRING IN THE KEG!!!
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Errrrrrrr…I *said…*BRING IN THE KEG!
<The door opens, and Medea’s Child walks out>
Wait a second…I specifically asked for the keg to be brought out by scantily clad men, not you! And you’re not carrying a keg…hey, what’s that big stick for?
