Welcome to our newest member...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Also known as my well beloved younger (and more sarcastic) sister. (currently her profile was written by me, she’ll probably change it soon.)

I know I’m wild about the addition, and I’d love for a few of the board lovely people to say hi to her.

I’ll start.

Hi there Anna-ban!!!

(By the way, the first person to hit on her gets kicked in the shin by me. Just a warning.)

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So, Luna Child, how you doin’? :wink: Any chance of a three-way with me, you, and Medea’s Child here? :slight_smile:

[sub]Ouch! Hey, that was my shin![/sub]

Seriously, welcome!

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So, Luna Child, how you doin’?.[sub]ya didn’t say a damn thing about the second guy to hit on her[/sub].

Welcome, come on in, join me here in the newbie corner. These here folks have been nothing but nice to me so far, and I know I’m happy not to be the newest newbie anymore. :smiley:

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Let me get my Big Stick[sup]TM[/sup]…

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Now there’s something you don’t hear from a woman very often.

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First off, Superdude, watch out for my big sister. She threatened to throw a guy in front of a bus when I was in kindergarden for being mean to me.

Second, hi everybody! And hi to CelticCowboy, as well. Its nice to know I’m welcome here.

Okay, I’m done now.

Bye for now, everybody!

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Well how else am I supposed to protect my sweet, innocent, gentle, darling, naive little sister from you twisted sicko pervs?

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA! How the hell are we supposed to protect her fron you, you twisted sicko perve?
Welcome Luna Child, I hope you’re the sane one in the family. There has to be at least one…

[sub]Right?[/sub]

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You’ve got the wrong family there, dave m’ boy.

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Pervs? It wasn’t like I said, “Hey Luna baby, how 'bout you and me get together for some hot freaky circus monkey sex?”.
That being said, Medea’s Child, how you doin’? :wink:

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A hearty west coast welcome to the board, luna child. Hopefully your sister’s rep won’t affect how the rest of us see you.

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Welcome, WELCOME Luna Child!

I love your sister dearly, hon, and am so very glad to see you join our merry band.

Hope you have loads of fun here…and if you aren’t careful, you might learn a little something along the way.

Much Love,

Cheri

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Hi, Luna! I’m Persephone, and I live in Flint! Yay! I’m sure you’re happy to hear that, eh?

Anyhoo, your sister totally rocks, and I’m sure you do, too. Hope you have fun here!

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CelticCowboy I am juuuust fine. I just got home from school for the Thanksgiving break and am looking forward to the rest and good food, though not to the absence of my new SO. And Luna Child and I just finished watching Lion in Winter. Good stuff.

BigDaddy I’m sure she’ll tell you just how much I am not like her in any way.

Scotti and Persephone Thanks for dropping by!

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Hey Luna Child… nice to have you here.

You know Medea’s Child told me once about this “Thespian Initiation” thing she had to do in high school, and she told me what other people had to do but she never would reveal the details of what she did…

(And you thought I forgot about that, didn’t you Kathryn?)

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So, Luna Child, got a few questions for you:

  1. What is your name?
  2. What is your quest?
  3. How do you spell … ::Punha realizes if he spelled it here she wouldn’t need to do any more than type it:: erm, it says in your profile that you’re an anal speller. So spell it:)
  4. Y’all in your family all follow the same religion, yes?
  5. Could do do me a favor and either poke yer sister in the left side for me or give her a big hug[sub]or both[/sub]? I’ve been wanting to do, erm, both, since like last summer, and I ain’t had the chance yet. Thanks:)
  6. This place will take over your life. You’ll find yourself in search of a 24-hour lab and you’ll have 100 posts after a week. Sure, that won’t sound like much [b[then**, but that’s how I started out, and look at me now!:eek:
  7. What’s the furthest west/east you’ve ever been?
  8. Am I scaring you yet?
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hi luna!
down here!
no, down here!
yeah, the nice purring tabby cat, right here…
now don’t step on the nice kitty, ok?

takes a step back

procures confetti from some mysterious place

throws confetti on Luna Child

welcome to the Time Sucking Vortex of Doom[sup]TM[/sup]! kiss goodbye to your free time! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

p.s. 'punha, darling, that was ME scaring her… (so there’s your answer to #8. hah!)

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And out comes the Big Stick[sup]TM[/sup] again …

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punha, dear boy, not everyone else would download themselves onto the SDMB in a sick and devious plot to control all information coming from Cecil Adams.

:open_mouth:

Umm. Yeah.

Well, all hyperbole aside, while I’m not a lurker, I’ve been around here for close to a year and I don’t have thousands of posts.

On the other hand, I nearly danced with joy when I killed a thread the other day. Well, whatever.

Luna, nice to see you here. I’m sure you’ll enjoy the ability to share knowledge and views with these fine people.

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