I believe the Welfin One has selected me as her Doper crush. So back off! Oh, you want it that way, eh?
May your blade chip and shatter!
If it is a duel, even though I now know of the ladies wishes, I cannot let a challenge go unanswered…
BTW, I don’t use stone blades… while really really sharp, they are prone to uh… chipping, and uh… shattering…
So choose your weapon, sir!!
brandishing dueling case