Well, according to Jimmy Kimmel, Saddam will be 67 years old on Thursday 04/28/04. What should we (the US) do to “celebrate” his birthday? 
The old “okay, we were wrong, here’s your country back… haha!” thing might be a little childish, but it could work.
I’m sure he’d love a George W. Bush dartboard. No, wait, I’ve got it. He must be getting board in that cell, so let’s give him one of those Iraq’s Most Wanted card decks! He can play war and feel like he’s staying in touch with old friends at the same time!