So I’m on the freeway in Orange County (“Behind the Orange Curtain”, “Reagan Country”) when a fellow American apparently took umbrage at my innocent little bumper sticker (“BUCK FUSH”). He came up beside me in his gold late-model Mustang convertible and vehemently extended his middle finger at me, all the while apparently yelling obscenities (which I couldn’t hear, as both of our windows were closed).
I blew him a kiss. (Yeah, I know that’s a weird thing for a straight guy to do; but I didn’t have a “TRY DECAFF” sign handy and it seemed like the best I could do.)
What a shame. Here, I try to spread a little amusment; and this poor chap will be angry all day.