::Eyepatch-wearin’, parrot-totin’ pirate voice on::
“Well, cut off me leg and call me Peggy!”
::Eyepatch-wearin’, parrot-totin’ pirate voice off::
“Can’t dance, too wet to plow”.
Yes, I actually heard someone say this recently.
I’ll be hornier than a three-balled tomcat.
P.S. - What is “too wet to plow” supposed to mean?
Small world! I, however, will follow Robert Stack’s lead and be a monkey’s bare-assed uncle.
It means that the ground is too soft from rain for you to plow it. In other words, on a day when you couldn’t plow, presumably you could have a little leisure time, goof off a bit.
Sweet Jesus on whole wheat toast!!!
Funny one I saw recently:
Well I’ll be a necrophiliac in a coma ward!
I would be up shit creek by now, but some bastard stole my paddle.
I’ll be a cheese-eating non-Dutch monkey.
Well hey hey hey I’ll be screwed blued and tattooed.
i’ll be down the pub if anyone wants me.