Well I'll be a bare-assed monkey's uncle!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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What will you be?

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Well I’ll be an 18"DHIBJD :eek: :eek: !!

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Well, I’ll be dipped in shit!

Bwah!

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I’d like to be hornswoggled, please.

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Well, dip me in dogfood and call me Alpo!

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Damned if I do, and damned if I don’t.

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I’ll be a blue-nosed gopher!

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I’ll be seeing you in all the old familiar places.

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Well, I’ll be stink on a monkey!

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I’ll be white on rice… :smiley:

I’m SUPER-DE-DUPER pale… not racially intended, btw.
Or, right now… I could possibly be SOL. My luck hasn’t been so good lately.
PITY ME!
Did it work? :wink:

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A donkey-lickin’ son-of-a-bit-chomper.

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I, unoriginally enough, will be dipped in shit.

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This is my 498th post, so of course…
…I’ll Be Back. :cool:

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Butter my butt and call me a biscuit!!!
Although, usually, I’ll be dipped in a bucket of shit. Just your usual dipshit, here.

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I’ll be goin’ to hell if’n I don’t change my ways.

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I’ll be a snaggletoothed stray cat.

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I’ll be back in two days when I think of the perfect answer, by which time several other people will have thought of it first.

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I’ll be busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest…

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I’ll be more nervous than a one armed cab driver with crabs.

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well I’ll be a Slap-Happy Jappy with a Crap-Happy Pappy…