Actually, the good thing is that I dont actually wear one.
If the majority of the 30 are mine, do I get to enjoy the majority of the time you are naked?
Happy birthday, hypergirl Jess!
Why are you so happy there, MSK? It’s not like I’m there with you. Although if I were I doubt you would be posting. 
Just chiming in to do my part. Hey, what happens if we get 15 posts?
Oh look, it’s a newbie. Let’s tell him what felching and squicking are.
I’m sorry, I am new to posting to the sdmb. I’ve been reading the boards for a long time - I thought I had picked up the etiquette, but I appear to have missed something. I’m afraid I don’t know what felching and squicking are.
It was not my intent to offend. I apologize for any offense taken, and do wish you a happy birthday.
Please, return to your regularly scheduled revelries.
Trust me honey, give yourself an un-birthday present, and…
DON’T ASK!
Welcome aboard!
Scotti
bashere, ya don’t wanna know. And it’s nice to have you here.
Happy birthday, hypergirl!
I’m all for nudity, so I think I will post like crazy here.
Oh, by the way, Happy birthday Hyper!
You’re probably going to find out…
Jess, do we get to SEE you naked, or will you just get naked in the shower or something?
Tasha, are we going to have to dig up old convos or give me a costume?
Happy birthday hypergirl!
Are all the parties here like this?
And many more!! Well, at least 7 more - can’t have underage people running around nekkid, now, can we? Well, if they’re just virtually nekked…
Oh, and watch out - the jello is spiked!
PS to Cumber: Not all the parties are like this, but the ones involving Hypergirl often are. I think she’s got a textile-avoidant personality.
ARRGH!! Sorry - I interpreted the OP as Hypergirl was turning 11, not turning <something> ON the 11th. Sorry - musta had a brain cramp there for a minute…
OK, Hypergirl, let the clothes fall where they may!!!
Need some whipped cream fo rthat jello?
one more toward 30…
C’mon 30!
Happy birthday Hypergirl, I got a very special present for you, but I’ll have to give it to you in private
And a very merry unbirthday to Ssskuggiii! As always, you can unwrap your present whenever you feel like it
Dear Tasha,
Although it’s not your birthday today, for a lady of such unequaled beauty every day is a treat. Look forward to seeing you later and "celebrating.
XOXOXO,
Antonio
Happy birthday hyper!!!
does the happy dance
Hmmm… beautiful scantily clad women, jello, a Lewis Carrol reference, party atmosphere… it just doesn’t get much better than this.
And happy unbirthday to the rest of you too. Especially you Tash. But I have to ask: what makes it ugly?
Happy birthday, Hyper. That’s a very nice birthday suit, you have there - may I feel?
Antonio??? 
I’ll just have to take up that offer. Please explain also the following:
It’s this icky off-white color. I mean, it’d been kewler in a fun color or a wacky [no pun intended] texture.
Happy returns again, my favorite birthday putz.
is it 30 yet?
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