All this happyness is making me depressed. I’m going to the Pit, to make a “Fuck You” thread to all my bastard freinds who forgot it was my birthday two days ago.
:::::::Sk8 awaiting pity posts before leaving:::::::
GREAT!! I just wasted my 300th frickin’ post being a bitch.
Happy b-day hype. I’m sorry for my angryness.
It’s ok sk8rixtx, we still love you!!
Jess, pleace tell me when you beign to strip, so I can cover my eyes.
{{{sk8rxtx}}} I’m sorry your friends forgot your birthday. Everyone here still thinks you’re kewl.
xizor-Thanks. Oooh! What’s my present? Is it long and cylandrical? Can I suck on it?
KK-What’s in it for me if I let you?
Ralf-You’re right. I hate clothes. Clothes suck…and so do I. 
Bashere-You didn’t offend, but you REALLY don’t want to know.
For anyone else who posted, thanks very much? Mwah! I love you all. And, as promised…
::Reaches around my back and slowly unties my bikini top, throws it across the room. Steps out of thong bikini bottoms::
So now who’s up for some naked twister?
Hypergirl, you have a way of getting the guys up for things…
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Party time!! I’m happppppyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
It is ready whenever you are, m’lady.
Tell you what, if any part of you looks like it’s getting cold, I’ll rub it until it warms up…
<whispers> psst, you, by the thermostat, c’mere a sec…</whispers>
Ooooh, I just fell in lust… Hypergirl, where were you when I was single? Never mind, don’t answer that… I asked that question once to a sweet young thing, and she batted her eyes at me and said, “In third grade”. Sigh…
::Ralf removes the bikini top from his face::
I’m keeping this for a souvenir! And I’m first to spin!! Hey, look - the needle stopped at “tan line”! C’mere, hyper…
I like getting guys UP!
Little bit too happy there. Although, I guess you are entitled, since I am naked.
Good. I’ll take it right now then, thanks. I need my practice after all.
That will do just fine then. You know, it is a tidbit nipply in here. But what will you use to warm me up?
Thanks. 
I was probably right here then. But, I’m not in third grade.
Hey, I’m going to need that back…eventually. Hey, I don’t have tan lines. I’m even all over. And I do mean ALL over.
Well, you certainly are good at that!
Really now?
And we like the way you do it. I’d like to show my appreciation…(looks down)…Oh. I am…:D:
Well, I could use my tongue…but that would me more licking than rubbing and I know how girls hate that…
:: imagining that in my brain ::
mmmmmmmm, how exotic and erotic at the same time.
:: no longer just standing “up”, but saluting as well
And right here is where you belong!
No way, you threw it to me, it’s mine now!! But maybe you can earn it back…
And are you sure about the tan lines? Come sit here on my lap, and let me check. Hmmm… What’s this right here?