It’s a good thing you followed up this statement by specifying lesbians, or you could have been volunteering for a whole different type of “experiment” there.
In all the following shapes: Rainbows, apples, bunnies, doggies, upsidedown triangles, righsideup triangles, and those strips that go all the way across the rear window.
Also, I could use a toaster. Not to mention a French chateau, if any of you hot shots have a spare one.
Hey, wait, I was recently given a coffee mug that has a rainbow on it. Is there a hidden meaning to this? Was the gift also a message?
I hesitate to add that I like the damn thing. Is that significant?
andygirl, best wishes for the success of your meeting.
Listen, Andy, I know that seeing straight people kissing cheeses you off, but that’s no reason to go on a tear of “conversion therapy.”
Some of us are born straight and can’t do anything about it. That’s no reason to dehumanize us or campaign to eliminate our orientation. I’m offended by the “great homosexual conspiracy” and the toasters they award for the oppression of poor innocent hets.
Show some consideration and humanity, girl!
I never could understand what use a lesbian would have for a dildo. I mean, if they don’t want dick, why would they want a dick-shaped object? Or maybe they just don’t want the flesh that comes attached to the real thing? Hmm.
I would send you rainbow vibes andygirl, but only if she turns out to be bi. I mean, I can hardly get laid now, without you running around taking more women off the market!
Hey Andygirl,
What do you want to turn more GUYS gay? Give us other guys more of a shot at women? You've got one (saw the pic at Chumley's), let me get one.Well, even though I’ve known I was bi since I was 12, I have given credit for my conversion to andygirl so she can get more points towards that chateau. I figure since she was with me when I got my final merit badge (“actually physically walked down Christopher St.”), I figure she can get all the credit. I hereby dedicate my new sig to her, and may she invite me to France at least once when she gets the deed to that cottage.
So I guess…conversion of people to homo/bisexuality can be considered a cottage industry?
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Rock On Andy!
I for one am all about there being plenty of lesbians and bisexual women on this planet. I encourage it, and would happily award toaster ovens (at least the dirty old one I have) to anyone who can do as fine a job as your’e doing. 
Oh, and then, when your’e done… send them my way, I can test them out and make sure they’re really gay.
Flymaster: I think Amway would sue.
Good luck today, andy! Remember, more laughing, less sobbing. You’re a great friend for helping her through this.
(Oh and soulsling: she’s too old for you. :D)
vixen dear…
Age is nothing, and being the nice fella that I am, I offer myself to everyone in times of need.
But in any case, are you volunteering?
Um, you just noticed that now, soulsling?
Oh! Oh! Make me bi next! Please? I’ve been trying to find someone who could make me bi, but nothing’s worked…
Good luck with your talk.
Women post threads like this, and they wonder why guys go hide in the office bathroom for twenty minutes…
andygirl, there oughtta be more people like you supporting those of us who are just beginning to understand what makes us whole. More power to you!
I was going to be gay, but then I remembered that I don’t really like toast. Or, more importantly, other men’s penises.
Instead, I got engaged to a lovely young woman, and she had a bridal shower. First gift she opened:
A toaster oven.
Which just goes to show, and I think my gay friends would agree, there’s more than one way to make your breakfast.
Uh oh. It’s a MONTHLY quota now? Where was I when that memo came out? It just keeps getting harder to keep up with those darn lesbian membership requirements…gotta make sure to buy every Melissa Etheridge CD, decide whose ex to date next…
Good luck, hon! Did you stick a dollar down her pants, too? 
People probably come to you with this kind of thing because you’re a good listener. I know. HOW many hours was our drive down?
Hey Medea’s Child where are you at? You know we could kill two birds with one stone and I think that would be bonus points for Andygirl.
ReservoirDog, you are too funny! Sounds like you remembered you dislike of toast in the nick of time. 
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It’s one girl andy mentioned, not two or eighteen.
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As opposed to straight homosexuals?
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There’s always being bi yourself, Bear;)
andy, maybe you and I should go to the pitt dopefest and work on making MC realize her bi potential?
A note to the heterosexual male dopers
I would be more than thrilled to send any of my lesbian and bisexual friends over to you so that you may test out their sexuality.
However, in the interest of total fairness, you must first agree to testing out your sexuality.
Please choose one or a combination of Esprix, Hastur, goboy, or matt_mcl. Cajun Man and DrMatrix will supervise and award gay points as necessary. You may choose your preferred lubricant.
Hama- I wouldn’t call it a cottage industry. More of a closet industry. <rimshot>
Medea’s Child, I look forward to meeting you one of these days.
In all seriousness…
Questioning girl and I talked for a little over an hour. Most of it was me- she wanted me to tell her about my stories. The boys and girls I’ve dated, how my family handled it, what I thought made people not have heterosexuality as a default setting.
She doesn’t know what she is. I showed her the resource room, told her about the group for questioning students… stuff like that. Listened to her talk about the girl she fell for.
These things take time. I’d imagine that she’ll come to a DRA meeting when she’s ready.
It’s strange- it’s been a long time since I’ve had the distinct feeling that I’ve really helped a friend.
Anyway. Carry on.