About three years ago I went to a strip club with some friends. While there, I got to talking with one of the dancers. We pretty much spent the majority of the night talking. Yes, that’s right folks, talking, no lap dances were involved.
We got along so well that by the end of the night, we ended up exchanging phone numbers and E-mails.
The next day when I sobered up, I thought better of getting involved with a lap dancer. (Not judging, just something I don’t want to deal with in a potential GF.) Even tho’ we never called each other, we wound up being “E-mail buddies”. By that I mean we would just trade E-mail jokes with each other. No real communication was involved.
Yesterday, I signed up on this Facebook thing. One of the first suggestions it gave me for a friend was my stripper friend. (How the freak did they know that anyway?) So I requested her as a friend.
She sent me back a message stating: OMG!! You’re an Atheist? I can’t be friends with you. Also please don’t send me any more E-mails. I will pray for you tonight. God bless.
LOL!! Really lady? :D:D