It seems kind of stupid to arbitrarily limit participation to a certain age range, especially for an art museum. Maybe you should see if they have a Singles Group for Regular Grownups.
I got my letter for AARP inviting me to join when I was 13.
Yeah, baby. Show me the Denny’s!
My mom wouldn’t let me take advantage of the deal…apparently it woulda been wrong.
Dammit! That’s the only hair I have left! Imma gonna do a wave with it, I tell you! 
Yeah, I know whatcha mean…I don’t get any respect either.
I went to the dentist the other day. I said, “Doc, my teeth are yellow.” He told me to wear a brown tie.
I wanna tell ya…it’s not easy bein’ me.
Jeezus… I’m 47, grey hair (at least I have a full head of it), ear hair, and I got an AARP letter 5 years ago…
What should I order from Denny’s?
Anything but the food.
I got my letter, forgot where I put it, got another letter, sent them a check but forgot to sign it. They assured me that this happens all the time. I really do enjoy the senior discounts, though.
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So now the MUSEUM thinks I’m old.
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Meh. That’s just 'cause it’s an art museum. Go with a museum of natural history; they don’t consider you old at least until your bones have fully fossilized …
Perhaps you could start a new trend with a Donald Trump comb-over sort of thing.
Ewwww.
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So now the MUSEUM thinks I’m old.
Well I have been feeling kind of stiff lately.
Get a membership at a museum that deals only with antiquities…
I remember when I went from “Miss” to “Ma’am” at that Stop-N-Go.
I had one pull that on me.
I was calling to get an appointment for a confirmation of my positive home pregnancy tests. Needless to say, I found another health professional.
I’m 44. I’m retired. With babies. I’m old and young all at once. I don’t know if I should go to Gymboree and jump on the bouncy mat or join the Senior Strollers club and walk laps at the shopping mall. Should I eat dinner at 4 p.m. with the other retirees or should I spend that time with the kiddies watching the afternoon airing of Dora?
I’m so confused.
Dora…always go with Dora.
Where are we going?
Whaaa? You mean, not only were you of childbearing years but you were, in fact, bearing child and they told you to take a hike? Pardon me while I boggle.
Hey! I got one of those this year and I am SIX years away from hitting 50! Damn people trying to rush me into old age.
[hijack] 'scuse me…
Tiggrkitty!
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